Still Me

Uuuugh gurrrrl.... this game is so good....I want another one...... and im still waiting for that DLC....

Wellllllll depends on the person... not gonna lie...some days my tits are SLAMIN...keeping right where they need to be...hitting the shirt right... and as long as he’s a close friend...or..:very very gay...complement my tits allllll day...I dun kerr

Wait...in fractured? Oh I love the grid system...thought it was gonna suck...but it made it more challenging

So much better

No i don’t think you need a hair cut...I do think you need more volume....go get you some tresemme

Well....your wrong...black people DO burn in the sun... and I do rock any hairstyle I want cause I don’t give a fuck what people think and since I have good hygiene...my hair is never greasy

Why would I be jealous? I’m thinner than you, I have my own hair, and I’m white...

Your head...your eyes

Dude....you never have had your dick sucked have you.... 😐

NEXT WEEKEND YOU START FISTING?!? ...wait... nope...

That would be easy...and then no one would know of this butthurt...

60 miles....not a drop of sweat....

Yeah...better hope she does amirite?

Nobody showed up to my party, and I had strep.... also my mother...the bitch that she was...says “well, I planned an elaborate fireworks display for your birthday this year, but it went horribly wrong” cunt....

If you don’t know her well enough to make that assertion....don’t date her side note: ”treat me people” ? when the fuck this turn into a lucky charms commercial?

Mufasa....time and time again... just being James earl jones makes you a fuckin badass

Well it’s pointless to be obscure about it..hell most of our birthdays are on the forum calendar... I’m 29...born 9/11/88...

Bicth? if you don’t know her well enough to know if she’s a bitch or not...maybe don’t ask for a date...

Oh and protip dont be a weeb and use terms like tsundere n shit k?

Well if you turned 18 in 2000’s my bet you turned 18 in the YEAR 2000....putting you at a birthdate of 1982...that’s probably 36-37 depending on where your birthday falls...

Sooook you’re what? 38?

Hmmmm....every girl is different...so I can only tell you my method... i tend to giggle a fair amount...or I’ll make a point of (while laughing at something that probably wasn’t funny) to touch their arm...and I’m very open about wanting to spend time with them...like if we express a love for bowling I’ll get all excited and suggest that we go.... that being said my personality comes off as a natural flirt...so I tend to give men the wrong impression a lot....

Yeah but you’re a piece of human excrement...

First step: make sure she’s into you second: just ask what’s she’s doing on the weekend and if she has no plans offer to take her to dinner or lunch or...whatever....be candid.. example: you: “you plan for weekend let party” her: “no, just hangin out” you: “oh yeah? This movie I want to see, you want go?” BAM...date.... but if she says she has plans...don’t ask