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Still Me

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  1. Still Me
    How do you think corporations were made?
  2. Still Me
    Still don’t know how I’m jelly...I the best parts of the gender wheel...boobs...being able to sit comfortably...then again....this would be pretty bitchin
  3. Still Me
    None of them...let’s just take poor bastards money and laugh and laugh.....and laugh....and laugh
  4. Still Me
    They have billions of that shit out there already
  5. Still Me
    Why would I be? I’m not a man...ball size only interests me for comedic reasons
  6. Still Me
    10% of the time I’m about genital products 100% of the time
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  8. Still Me
    Man id love to know what it feels like to pee standing up...ya know without flooding my shoes.... time to order me the....
  9. Still Me
    I’m just interested in finding out how small his balls are from all the roids
  10. Still Me
    I don’t smoke...GET HIGH ON LIFE WITH THE BALL BRA.... ok for spokes persons we need...Andy dick, dick vandyke, dick Cheney, dick smothers, and mike Tyson
  11. Still Me
    Ever heard of a microscope? Yeah they make them bitches take pictures now
  12. Still Me
    Bee positive....OMFG BEE THE INVENTED OF THE BALL BRA... tiny bra...to gently support and cradle your balls....no more pinching or accidentally sitting on them... KEEP EM HIGH AND DRY WITH THE BALL BRA
  13. Still Me
    Did you make head shots like a star? Make head shots of your dick
  14. Still Me
    Do tell how it goes
  15. Still Me
    Meh I say fuck the notice...just don’t come back
  16. Still Me
    Na love....gotta shave dat sac...make the balls look small...
  17. Still Me
    any one from the jersey shore....any and all
  18. Still Me
    Gotta get the right angles and shadows..make your wee peen look like a monster cock ready to bite..
  19. Still Me
    No....But it’s nice she asked...and didn’t end up getting an unsolicited dick pic
  20. Still Me
    Your job says: “I hate everyone and everything” your face says: “I will murder everyone and set this place a blaze”
  21. Still Me
    Two and a half hours for them to find out that “nope...just gonna replace it”
  22. Still Me
    Excuse you?
  23. Still Me
    Trying to get hook me with girls? The fuck language is that? I mean come on...yoda wasn’t even this bad
  24. Still Me
    Still funny
  25. Still Me
    Cause fuckers...that’s why
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