Still Me

Did you make head shots like a star? Make head shots of your dick

Do tell how it goes

Meh I say fuck the notice...just don’t come back

Na love....gotta shave dat sac...make the balls look small...

any one from the jersey shore....any and all

Gotta get the right angles and shadows..make your wee peen look like a monster cock ready to bite..

No....But it’s nice she asked...and didn’t end up getting an unsolicited dick pic

Your job says: “I hate everyone and everything” your face says: “I will murder everyone and set this place a blaze”

Two and a half hours for them to find out that “nope...just gonna replace it”

Excuse you?

Trying to get hook me with girls? The fuck language is that? I mean come on...yoda wasn’t even this bad

Still funny

Cause fuckers...that’s why

KITTIES FOR DAAAAYS

No...LB and I live together...he works for apple....HE is my apple support... ironically his position is genius...but to protect people’s personal info from everyone including the gov’ment...they have zero control

this was not clear given the pussy pic prior

MOHAWK IT

Well it normally texts...but there is an option to call...that being said...it locked me out so i don’t know when I can get it to resend....I have to wait for my apple support to get home...

Maybe?

It’s not the camera that’s awkward....it’s just you....

You forget I’m female right? And straight?...her kitty interests me not

Not for me it isn’t

I had to go back to apple cause my home button wasn’t working right...they tried to replace the screen again but they discovered the button panel shit was broken so they replaced the whole thing....which is FINE... however...I can’t log into my iCloud because it keeps seeing an old phone number I had and won’t send me the verification code...now I’m in account recovery... my wait is 24 hours, JUST TO GET A TIME AS TO WHEN THEY WILL START THE PROCESS OF GETTING MY ACCOUNT BACK......fuck....everything...all my shit its GONE...until then...

Meh

Fuck you and your lies.... BOOOOOOBS