Still Me

It could have been worse....I could have gone all milli vanilli or....kris kross

Or...”damn, this bitch is fine”

You can put cute things...or a message to someone who finds her... see my booty noodle has some fuckin ISSUES...but mostly around her attitude... so put shit like... ”loves ear rubs” or “Purina gives me gravy shits”

Side note...my fathers fiancé has a labradoodle...named Maggie Mae

See I can justify a Tiffany tag...but not a collar...they get old and frey...they end up smelling bad after x amount of years due to natural oils in their skin...I mean my cat collars only last 2 years...

That’s fucking depressing...and is that collar a rope? proper female accessories

I don’t like birbs

get your bitch one of these..... Mah bitch gettin one too @Sawdamizer (yeah blah blah Texas sucks, customizes to your state, helps a shelter)

Don’t think you’ll like what I’ve found... Then again as of late...st Lucia has been speaking to my fucking soul...enjoy...or don’t...I don’t care...

I’m so furious.... I’m gonna punch this asshole in the throat...

As real as fuggs hot tub

Or incur another imaginary girlfriend thread

Certainly not in one of your threads *sarcastic laughter*

Oh this was a serious thread? Cause I was not prepared....

Oh fuck that...no.... i mean when I see someone struggling with something and I can help I’ll say “oh honey, I’ll get that for you”.... but that’s the only time I’ll use hun in any context.... now the fuckers that say “god bless”...can eat a dick

I’ll try harder next time

My hormones went off today too...they said “and now....UTERUS...EXPLODE” .....

I give awesome gifts too.... if we do another board secret Santa...join it

to defeat, the huns...

I like when you eat your words

I’ve dissected a frog once.... i also dissected an earthworm, pig, and a cows eye ahhhh the memories of high school...

This is the only true heaven

Yeah but that means I have to wait till October to buy a new handbag...

This is true