Still Me

Seriously tho...I haven’t seen a ghost in corporeal form....but I’ve experienced some weird shit... my grandmothers wife however...she has seen a ghost...it was a little boy

No I’ve never thought I was a haunted house...and I don’t appreciate you making fun of my weight like that

I don’t think you’re understanding me... its scoops of ice cream...not fucking beads

This is real ice cream...not that shit

No

went to this place that makes ice cream to order using nitro....was so fuckin good 10/10 would reccomend, will go again...

You’re confusing “muscles” with all that fat

time to hit the coinstar, gotta turn in my Chang

Old joke...time to get a Nguyen

God...I hate it when my hair ends up in my mouth...I can only imagine face pewbs *gag* ... .... *gag*

I hope you kill that movie role

From what it was explained to me...as I was being born or not long after birth...they say the growth plate in my hand took damage. To the doctors it looked like my right hand had a large birthmark that encompassed my pinky finger. (Which is sorta correct, cause I do...but now you only see it when I get sick...but my pinky finger has a pinker hue as it is now...so...dunno) but anyways...the tip of my pinky finger didn’t really grow...I mean it did a bit...but you can tell where the correct bone size ends...and the midget one begins....and the nail on that finger is INCREDIBLY...small... dont mind the cat hair...and don’t judge my little finger...and yes...i tend to protect it for fear that it’s fragle...I mean it might not be but...who knows?

Wait...there are real kirks? thought that was a myth....

I just got back from shopping...now it’s bath time....apparently....

Wait what? Noooo...

it was last night....ans she wouldnt leave me the fuck alone

Nope....think mine are the average shit....I did read some horrific kinky shit on Craig’s list tho...makes me laugh every time I bring it up... this person was gonna have her door unlocked and the lights off...and the dude just needs to come in...fuck her then leave...no communication...lol girl gonna fuckin end up dead.... i just don’t get that

It’s too early for this shit right now...

Legit

Doesn’t work like that

And masterbait

Holy fuck am I yer gal i have a BANGIN enchilada recipe that’s healthy

Im on vacation

On some train tracks please