Still Me

But seriously they had a sign on the wall that said “if you’re rude, mean, or just overall unpleasant we will charge you an additional $10 just to put up with you” and I asked if it was a joke and this girl straight faced me and was like 😐 “no”

Yeah...but because when I start getting likes it’s for a series in a thread and I’m always like “ok...which one was the one you thought was funny”... gotta play to your crowd ya know?

And some motherfuckin BLUE CHEESE DRESSING

Yep...she tried to fuck over my thread but proceeded to fuck over herself....it’s getting sad that she needs to be constantly reminded that I’m better at it than she is...

Lol...yeah same here...I called in advance to make sure...(I also did that to Carlos bakery this morning)

Yeah I like making my own...but LB always wants bacon but eats it before I can even use it for pizza.... ew....sabarro... lol

I’m glad I could tempt you

One day you’ll find it I’m sure....there’s a pizza joint out there for everyone....lol

Dude it was perfect...when I folded it...the tip didn’t droop...it wasn’t oily so no dripping....you know it’s made right when it’s gone and the paper plate is damn near clean

I do recommend the finger lakes in NY...that’s the wine country and it’s stunning...

Upstate NY...NOT THE FUCKING CITY...I grew up smack dab in the center of the state

That may be your thighs BP...you barely fit in your fucking work computer chair...to be honest it’s damn miracle your ass hasn’t become sentient and start devouring the chair itself... you have zero leverage here when you’re fatter than LB and I combined...

Poor shit... My high school bourgeois AF.... Dude...want some inside on my high school? Was on fifteen acres of land, we had cross country skii-ing running and biking on our own school property, had 4 baseball diamonds, 6 tennis courts, 2 soccer fields, 2 football fields, and archery range, the FFA grew Christmas trees, tapped maple trees and manufactured our own maple syrup. The FFA also had a store by the road that they could sell school spirit merch as well as the syrup and trees.. The year I graduated they spent 1mil on a sports complex. This had concession, school store, and 8 flat screen TVs that when people went up there they didn’t miss the varsity games going on...

You do that then...Good luck with that heart disease

That’s because you’re uncultured

I don’t blame you...I didn’t go to mine either...they had a wine tasing party on a train ride through wine country.... i was not about to get on a plane, just to go ride a fucking train...

Man I loves me some puffs with vicks... oh....this is what the thread was about...

I made poor LB go out in the rain and explore with me...

When work is involved...you dont

A proper fucking slice of pizza twit

that makes my NY pizza heart soar.... these mother fuckers are so damn close...

Popcap and a nub mofo

Don’t thumb shame me motherfucker

Fuck you don’t judge

Na...would have been sweet tho..: