Still Me

....really? You don’t say...

Careful...you’ll trigger KN

Um.... no... 😐

I have a table spoon of hydrogen peroxide...and a hand full of bandaids I swiped from work... im over prepared

I just have to choose a better plan next open enrollment

penis... that is all

4 for $20? That’s some expensive fucking ice cream

You better watch yourself young man...I will slap the yiff right out of your hole

Of course you never...you’re all hat and no cattle

Oh Jesus fucking tell me about it....I have a 1200 medical bill to pay kill me...it would be cheaper...

and a jive turkey

Ooo or to get me ice cream...

Yeah it does...I’ve gotten into the habit of taking out cash and not using my debit...that way it’s like “ok, I can only spend X amount...”

Women basically carry around a bag for all trash to collect... i don’t know how it gets there but it does... its like.... a trash magnet

Ah la-zag-na.... i haven’t had that in a long time

I have a receipt in my purse....

Lol I miss going to the chiropractor...I used to pay for a membership to this place called “the joint” but I stopped going when he recommended I see a specialist....

I need it maybe once to twice a week

someone to pop my back.... I usually have LB do it for me...I make him step on it... its like my upper back right behind my lungs....every time he does it I can breath better anyone else know what I’m talkin about?

No....the deli...*drool*

I don’t fuckin blame you...I would do the same...but I would pizza in the afternoon and Katz at night

Damn that looks loaded

But seriously they had a sign on the wall that said “if you’re rude, mean, or just overall unpleasant we will charge you an additional $10 just to put up with you” and I asked if it was a joke and this girl straight faced me and was like 😐 “no”

Yeah...but because when I start getting likes it’s for a series in a thread and I’m always like “ok...which one was the one you thought was funny”... gotta play to your crowd ya know?

And some motherfuckin BLUE CHEESE DRESSING