Still Me

He does like a butch former navy seal in uniform...

Eat shit cum guzzler

I try to take my poops exclusively at work...

If I wanted to read your tweets I would have added you... now shut the fuck up beta twat

I’m being judged while I take selfies

typically if a song i like comes on, i most likely own it....so ill just play it when i get inside the house or something.... or... if a song comes on i like....its because its playing from my iphone to begin with....i dont listen to much radio anymore.

when glee first premiered....i watched the pilot..... and that was the last time i watched glee

One way to find out lol seriously don’t do that...I don’t even mix Tylenol with alcohol....

or you know.....its also on google.....not like its hard to fucking find

If he’s not careful....he’s gonna have to close all locations and go bankrupt

I like aardwolves and flying foxes thank you

Seriously tho...I haven’t seen a ghost in corporeal form....but I’ve experienced some weird shit... my grandmothers wife however...she has seen a ghost...it was a little boy

No I’ve never thought I was a haunted house...and I don’t appreciate you making fun of my weight like that

I don’t think you’re understanding me... its scoops of ice cream...not fucking beads

This is real ice cream...not that shit

No

went to this place that makes ice cream to order using nitro....was so fuckin good 10/10 would reccomend, will go again...

You’re confusing “muscles” with all that fat

time to hit the coinstar, gotta turn in my Chang

Old joke...time to get a Nguyen

God...I hate it when my hair ends up in my mouth...I can only imagine face pewbs *gag* ... .... *gag*

I hope you kill that movie role

From what it was explained to me...as I was being born or not long after birth...they say the growth plate in my hand took damage. To the doctors it looked like my right hand had a large birthmark that encompassed my pinky finger. (Which is sorta correct, cause I do...but now you only see it when I get sick...but my pinky finger has a pinker hue as it is now...so...dunno) but anyways...the tip of my pinky finger didn’t really grow...I mean it did a bit...but you can tell where the correct bone size ends...and the midget one begins....and the nail on that finger is INCREDIBLY...small... dont mind the cat hair...and don’t judge my little finger...and yes...i tend to protect it for fear that it’s fragle...I mean it might not be but...who knows?

Wait...there are real kirks? thought that was a myth....