Still Me

them booty shorts doe

chibi stillz

no.... just.fried.chicken.

I thought I smelt desperation

Tl;dr all I know is that the resurrection of Jesus means...

I literally have the same argument about this to LB.... yes strep will go away on it’s own....but if you leave it untreated it WILL come back...and it will hit a vital organ instead....strep of the liver or heart WILL kill you... *rabble rabble* fucking men...*kicks shit*

Throat huh? Did you try that fisherman’s friend tastes like beer battered asshole but it makes you numb to your stomach

Watch you’re gonna find out it’s a virus...and they can’t do shit.. always pisses me off when I finally go... but at least you GO.....LB I have to fight with...it’s like “go to the clinic, I’ll pay for it”...”no....I’m fine....*vomits* “

Look at it this way....could always be worse.... you could be bald and your dick could not work....

More like farted in its general direction.... it sucked

More like eggs and pulled pork...amirite?

Why would I waste my hard earned money on candy? When you take it from someone else it taste better.... now let go find some babies, take their shit, punch em in the face, then run away and laugh like hell

More like I laughed IRL....and everyone at brunch just stared at me

Because as an adult when I go house to house saying “trick or treat”.... bad candy has consequences

Nupe

Jesus fuck lol

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

I mean...it’s festive to the time of the year...but I would rather eat the snicker bars my cat leaves in her litter box.... candy corn is gross i loves me some peeps tho....and they make these this time of year too

Oh come on...it’s not Christmas time yet...I at least want Halloween first

I do this....I only consume 1200 calories a day....if I exercise I can consume 1600... i typically eat what I want but it has to fall into those parameters.... and of my own choosing I don’t eat starch’s, or drink anything but hot brewed unsweetened decaf tea or water...

I’m on a diet and my S.O. takes me to dinner at this place that only fucking serves fried chicken.... i got the one thing on there that had no chicken.....Was unimpressed....

lol what graphics? i see through your troll...try harder

but i have completed my eyeball.....now I get to spend the next week making FUCKING FLOWERS.....