Still Me

<- culinary arts college grad....

ok he’s not that desperate....he’ll end up with fuckin chiggars or something

poor Henry

na I leave that to the professionals.....but I do make my own York peppermint patty’s....

occasionally

but I have just the duck for you... he likes long walks on the beach, old black and white movies... and anal..... his name is Henry

yeah don’t eat those together....I can’t imagine they would be good.... reeses pieces....

it’s a duck fuckingly good time....for you...and your family

QUACK QUACK MOTHA FUCKA

watch me fuck this duck

I shall trigger this fist mofo..... wait..new craving,.... milk duds

fuck me nope...

I’m a salt and brine kinda girl....but that’s more of a N.Y. thing....but Texas sure has lots of bitter foods I love so very much

dude....dill pickle chips are sooooo fuckin good... i dunno if it’s a Texas thing or not....but here’s limon

oh no....I can’t do those either....or bbq chips... i like limon, salt n vinegar, and dill pickle.... wait when did this turn into chip debate?

Jesus fuck man...go get real coffee

you can’t honestly say that’s the best chip....dude...I would rather lick pavement

op nope....whole things gotta go

on...you?.....or an animal.....cause cutting whiskers on an animal can leave them severely disoriented

fucking yes...thank you

oh god no....gotta make it with sweet pickle relish...om...nom....oh and this little girl I used to watch way back when used to put meat tenderizer on it....it’s quite good...... as for cat food.....I buy my baby human grade cat food....has rice and fresh veggies in it...some greens....

I didn’t do SHIT

na...I needs mah puffs.....or cheese balls.....thems the shit.... and let’s not forget about Doritos....the only one worth eating is cheddar....FUCK the ranch

oh no I don’t doubt discos cooking skillz.....it’s just.....I can’t do it..... its took me like...15 years to eat tuna casserole....and I’ve always liked tuna....

chicken....pie....? Like....pot pie?... yeah I can’t do pot pie.....I have this thing with goo....like I like goopy foods...but gelatinized fat n shit...along with mushy bottom crust....*gag*