Still Me

no but there is a bucket to shit in

look at all these cows out to pasture

it’s on all the time in my house....on my couch I have a oogie boogie pillow out year round...

so.... does that mean you’re taking all of us out for ice cream?

yeah....fb cares very little....

man I keep telling my boss I’ll work 10 hour shifts....that way it guarantee 40 hour weeks.....with....just a wee bit (code for a whole fuckin lot) of OT....

I bought 2 costumes last night....I couldn’t decide..... shark....or carebear maybe shark for nighttime bar stuffs maybe carebear for work...

THEME: Resident evil/apocalypse/zombies y’all should come....this will be the 4th year we’ve done it...come camp out... We have 3 stages so...if you are a performer and want to get some stage time, we have some slots still available...(yes it pays) we’ll have shops, food, cosplay contests, dj battles, etc if you’re in the Texas neighborhood....you can PM me for deets

oh no not quite...he’s still eating dinner....mommy won’t let him up from the table until he finishes his green beans

yeah why is that? It’s like 4 for $25

oh good....a sale zeni can really get behind...to keep his fuckin lard ass man titties high and dry....no one likes sweaty under boob amirite?

considering all of your shit comes from the bargain bin at goodwill... why don’t you go crying to mommy for money to Uber your ass somewhere other than the funk of her basement you beta bitch

sooo....(warning...chick rant) went to Victoria secret for their buy 2 get 1 bras...had some guy help me...he ended up selling me one bra that wasn’t my size... today I returned said bra...(mind you the girl at the counter may not have done the return right...cause that basically means I bogo’d bras from yesterday) but instead I found a nice Sherpa lined sweatshirt and a long sleeve that l liked...... 2 ARTICLES OF CLOTHING....= 1 MOTHER FUCKING BRA.... Am I the only fucking female that thinks that should be the other way around?

Do I look like the kind of person that goes to church?

Oh those I’ve seen...I take the women’s 1 a day centrum

I mean iron overdose is possible if a kid takes an adult dosage...but for those? Na...just a 3 day tummy ache

Like liqui-gels...who makes those? I only see the combo tablets...unless you’re talking about buying each one individually

Oh shit yeah...I don’t doubt that

Yeah that’s what I thought...and the sugar free ones have sugar alcohol...that stuff gives me the runs

Eh...no...hard pass

I mean you can...it’s not enough to be worth taking tho... my boss told me this story about how he had gotten sick because of those vitamins...apparently orange was his least favorite...so he thought it would be a good idea to take them all out and eat them first so that he could get them over with...who knew taking 30 at the same time would result in explosive vomit?

Hot, sticky, sweet, ectoplasm

Yeah but the gummies have a fair amount of sugar in them don’t they? That’s the whole reason I didn’t buy them...

My lack of much vitamin d or lack of wanting to go outside has left me a beautiful pale.... now to figure out how to become Dita Von Teese porcelain.....

I’m sorry what?