Still Me

fuck me nope...

I’m a salt and brine kinda girl....but that’s more of a N.Y. thing....but Texas sure has lots of bitter foods I love so very much

dude....dill pickle chips are sooooo fuckin good... i dunno if it’s a Texas thing or not....but here’s limon

oh no....I can’t do those either....or bbq chips... i like limon, salt n vinegar, and dill pickle.... wait when did this turn into chip debate?

Jesus fuck man...go get real coffee

you can’t honestly say that’s the best chip....dude...I would rather lick pavement

op nope....whole things gotta go

on...you?.....or an animal.....cause cutting whiskers on an animal can leave them severely disoriented

fucking yes...thank you

oh god no....gotta make it with sweet pickle relish...om...nom....oh and this little girl I used to watch way back when used to put meat tenderizer on it....it’s quite good...... as for cat food.....I buy my baby human grade cat food....has rice and fresh veggies in it...some greens....

I didn’t do SHIT

na...I needs mah puffs.....or cheese balls.....thems the shit.... and let’s not forget about Doritos....the only one worth eating is cheddar....FUCK the ranch

oh no I don’t doubt discos cooking skillz.....it’s just.....I can’t do it..... its took me like...15 years to eat tuna casserole....and I’ve always liked tuna....

chicken....pie....? Like....pot pie?... yeah I can’t do pot pie.....I have this thing with goo....like I like goopy foods...but gelatinized fat n shit...along with mushy bottom crust....*gag*

I only like the standard puffy Cheetos.....or it is Halloween....I like the puffy white cheddar bone Cheetos

grey hair is not as porous therefore it’s harder to dye.....that being said....lol you have grey hair....old fuck

mild wings.....and a banana split

haha... this mother fucker said feeling.... hahahaha

not the Colombian catnip.....I have to get my fix.....i get the shakes

no....no it’s isnt.....I don’t wanna hear about that Petri dish...

no...she was like...’my bladders on fire....I have to find a 24 hour pharmacy....did you know that you could get blah blah blah”....

I was getting FB messages from someone telling me about their uti.... at 2AM.... jesus fucking Christ...don’t care...let me fucking sleep

ALL THE DICKS