Still Me

wut wut....I’m puttin it in yer butt

I’m making duck sauce.... all over my face

mmmmm cannolis

that does not look appetizing

Jesus fuck you’re poor....

Awesome... I am not the biggest fan of Indian food.... I blame that largely in part to my moms really shitty boyfriend... which sounds stupid but he’s Indian and he’s a fucking asshole.... and the fact that I had chicken byruani... and it was straight garbage no offense

I live near this huge Korean area...some of the best shit man

Instant take down by vomit on chips

Yum!.... im very limited in what I can make at home because LB is really picky... but I made homemade mandu (Korean for dumplings) soup... or yeah and pumpkin porridge...I might have pics... oh shit yeah...I make my own kimchi too

oh nice...I make homemade Carmel apple empanadas

ooooooh...nice.... i have a few family secret recipes I have hand written in a binder... but the bourbon chocolate pecan pie was my addition to the family pass-it-down

*gags*

fite me

ho’hos for lyfe....oh....and those fuckin zebra cakes....or the Christmas tree cakes...

<- culinary arts college grad....

ok he’s not that desperate....he’ll end up with fuckin chiggars or something

poor Henry

na I leave that to the professionals.....but I do make my own York peppermint patty’s....

occasionally

but I have just the duck for you... he likes long walks on the beach, old black and white movies... and anal..... his name is Henry

yeah don’t eat those together....I can’t imagine they would be good.... reeses pieces....

it’s a duck fuckingly good time....for you...and your family

QUACK QUACK MOTHA FUCKA

watch me fuck this duck

I shall trigger this fist mofo..... wait..new craving,.... milk duds