Still Me

still me’s about to get DRUNK.... woot woot...woot woot....

Fuckin-a so do I... i want one of those machines

This song is trash

It’s a nice blanket....and it’s super soft....and I like the color scheme and the doggos on it...

I went and bought shit I didn’t need so I could get a free blanket...

Maintain your bush

this is my busy time of the year Ive got shit going on.... I ain’t got time for you

gloomy...... would have been a bad ass p-mon

Finally.... they're gonna ruin the franchise.....it’s gone on long enough

Ugh I need to jerk off... get the pages all sticky

...don’t touch my shit

Mmmk? im actually seeing a doctor regarding my weight....sooooo...

That’s got nothing to do with the size of your ass

even at my largest I’ve never had to squeeze into a chair

I was sick last week

Well I’m sorry but I certainly don’t believe you’ve lost weight eating like that for every meal

Just in the brands you’ve dropped alone mcdonalds oatmeal is 290 calories each their parfait is 150 calories and Starbucks maple muffin is 440 calories... youve consumed 1,170 calories for JUST BREAKFAST.... i consume no more than 1200 calories ...A DAY

Holy shit....is that the only thing you’re gonna eat today? Say yes....that is already over my caloric intake for the day....

I found a Starbucks......so I had a decaf eggnog latte

Warm af

I’m only out here because I was testing out my new pea coat...

all I need is a mug of hot apple cider

only when it comes to buying clothes

Ive lost 81...I have 19 to go

half brother