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Still Me

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  1. Still Me
    Fuck festivus....it’s drunktivus
  2. Still Me
    ‘Twas not funny
  3. Still Me
    I don’t think it’s a proper holiday meal...he wanted to bbq for thanksgiving and I said no...the time is for turkey...not fucking hamburgers... and Christmas is a time for ham and duck...not hotdogs
  4. Still Me
    I got a sticky load at work yesterday... .... one of the fuckers who fills our orders at our distributor, literally threw a bottle of acetaminophen/codeine #3 syrup in the tote...when I got it..it was busted open and alllllllll my fuckin schedule drugs were covered in it
  5. Still Me
    Cook a modest meal for me and LB...with shit he likes because he doesn’t prefer turkey during thanksgiving...maybe I’ll cave and let him bbq... Probably nap on the couch after opening gifts...then wake up and get drunk
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  7. Still Me
    I’m annoyed by her...yet mesmerized by her
  8. Still Me
    Foreclosure
  9. Still Me
    Omg join...I would love to get you some goodies
  10. Still Me
    Yes
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  12. Still Me
    Eh...I like the song tho...but I swear she’s saying vulva in it
  13. Still Me
    I hate the white one
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  14. Still Me
    MEIN
  15. Still Me
    No...I quit and I intend to keep it that way
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    She won’t give me the garland
  18. Still Me
    like a fuckin ballsack with teeth
  19. Still Me
    No...no we don’t....fucking angler fish man...shit of nightmares imagine being asleep...getting up to pee in the middle of the night...to see this mother fucker looking at you
  20. Still Me
    Another year older another year closer to crapping in your pants
  21. Still Me
    I don’t drink caffeine
  22. Still Me
    sooooooooo...... the usual...
  23. Still Me
    don’t you fuckin logic me....eat dicks!!
  24. Still Me
    Who the fuck allowed him to do that? change his sn... i demand it
  25. Still Me
    It’s mars as in Bruno.... and that fucking red planet.... i will conquer it....and rename it.... planet vegeta
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