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Still Me

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    Card idea? a menstrual blood clot that flies across the room like a jello jiggler date raped by bill cosby, move back 3 spaces
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    They need that money so they can pretend they rich even though they mooch off the gov’ment
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    My cat hair balled some tree pine needles
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    No....need sleep
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    I’m nursing a vomit inducing migraine rn
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    creepy
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    So I got neko....yes?
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    No I haven’t
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    Stress migraine.... im just so happy..... i could die......
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    I neeeeeed to know
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    Ahhhh the memories
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    You know absolutely nothing...don’t pretend you do... LB doesn’t like a LOT of foods...and most of it shit I’ve never made him... and of course your “fuck boys” like your food...why would they piss off their easy target/meal ticket
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    Not only does that not look gross... but he doesn’t like corn bread...stop being racist
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    Ive seen what you cook ... not only do you have no room to talk but I’m a fucking culinary college grad
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    Fuck festivus....it’s drunktivus
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    ‘Twas not funny
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    I don’t think it’s a proper holiday meal...he wanted to bbq for thanksgiving and I said no...the time is for turkey...not fucking hamburgers... and Christmas is a time for ham and duck...not hotdogs
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    I got a sticky load at work yesterday... .... one of the fuckers who fills our orders at our distributor, literally threw a bottle of acetaminophen/codeine #3 syrup in the tote...when I got it..it was busted open and alllllllll my fuckin schedule drugs were covered in it
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    Cook a modest meal for me and LB...with shit he likes because he doesn’t prefer turkey during thanksgiving...maybe I’ll cave and let him bbq... Probably nap on the couch after opening gifts...then wake up and get drunk
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    I’m annoyed by her...yet mesmerized by her
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    Foreclosure
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    Omg join...I would love to get you some goodies
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