Still Me

No I like January.....I get to be the the bad news bear... ”what do you mean my medicine is $200?! It was $30 last month!” ”yeah, well....it’s now 2019...have you met your deductable for the new year yet?” ”.....no.....” *hands me $200*

Yoooou mother fucker lol

....kill me...

HOGGLE!!

Yeah...I dig the deeper red...and it’s grittiness

😐

poor thing...still don’t make $15 an hour

they sure are....all the way to hospital too....

and your worms are black

but I can’t decide which one I like better.....

@Rogue߷Alphonse

1) that you’re still breathing

We have bacon versions of damn near close to everything....and I thought he’d like it..and he did

No..I taste pennies

I’m drunk and pooping and this makes even less sense

We used to hang people from trees..let’s start that again with you

I hope you die choking on your bunk mates cock, prison bitch...

I love how you like to talk shit about my cooking...keep doing it...cause not only does it not bother me....but with the culinary college diploma sitting on my bar....it makes me laugh...

Oh SHIT I found them on sale https://www.hobbylobby.com/Seasonal/Christmas/Christmas-Ornaments/Bacon-Slice-Ornament/p/80772090

Boooo I don’t like those

@Kuroko https://www.amazon.com/180D-Everybody-Novelty-Christmas-Ornament-7/dp/B00CTDNO90/ref=mp_s_a_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1543783918&sr=8-13&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=bacon+ornament

Luck? I’ve never even seen tree bacon...the tag says “Robert Stanley collection”

Bummer...I used to have to go to the laundromat when I lived in NY...but I would go at like 2-4 am....no one was there and I could just sleep between buzzers... Now....our apparment comes with a washer and dryer..

It’s actually kinda cute

Eh we do alright