Still Me

na motherfucker I said goo.... it’s like chicken fat.. and friar fat....That congeals in this milky substance that just sits underneath the skin....

It’s because YOURE that friend

that there’s always something wrong with?.... and god forbid they send you a message on fb....cause then for 4 hours you have a conversation about....basically nothing....and about how something is wrong with them.... example at 7:45pm, fb message reads: i didn’t know arcades could make you sick...I kept throwing up the whole way home.... kill me....

oh no I never got sick off of it it’s just the texture of the gravy and fat that becomes this goo at the bottom of the shell that I cant do.... this is also the reason I can’t eat any fast food fried chicken or really to be honest any chicken that isn’t made by myself.... fucking chicken goo

I don’t know what it is but there’s something about pot pie it just turns my stomach

oh god I know....I still have the birdie body....I’m gonna make turkey soup with it tomorrow

oh YAS...treat this shit like the short story “The Lottery” and get some fuckin rocks

Where the fuck is that guy? i thought he joined too...

and I’m the only one in the house that eats it.....nom nom..... its sausage stuffing @Rogue߷Alphonse saaaysage

Jesus fuck....y’all hire some real winners huh?

oh.....oh yes.....record it plea....

Still me in the living room.... with a 3 wick candle..... from bath and body works

Oh of course not...this i think is the only year I’ve ever participated in...I’m typically against the idea...but we needed a new tv cause I broke the old one....

It honestly wasn’t bad...they had everything running like a well oiled machine....can’t say for other stores tho

I hate it cause work is dead... I love it for the savings.... got a new 4K 55” smart tv...and now I’m just waiting for the new entertainment center to be delivered....

Can’t make a husband out of a psychopath either...she should have known better

.....10?

I’m still a human being you twit...and seeing as I’ve been with him for going on year fuckin 6... youre just dumb

I’m thankful foooooooor.... LB...

What about dickpats? @Admin_Raptorpat what do you think dickpat?

While the Christmas anxiety ham watches in horror

Happy birthday buddy

you know with all the shit that comes with the dead bird....my favorite part is the neck I think that’s highly undervalued piece of meat

I have weebie magnets doe....

mail your old one to rogue