Still Me

I was once taking this medication for my carpal tunnel...and the bottle nor the doctor indicated that it needed to be taken with food (this was 8-10 years ago btw) and it caused my stomach to get upset...because it was eating my fucking stomach lining... imagine a frantic phone call to my father at 4 am screaming about throwing up blood...

Their are 21 breeds of cats....but I’m drawing all breeds of cats....

See I’ve never experienced that...I mean I’ve been food poisoned...but I never got the shits

I’ve experienced worse

I can’t eat strawberry shortcake because of that...

As for “sick”....I don’t think so?... i have no voice.....I may have a fever...but my chest is clear... and we were in the car...so I think it may have been virtigo...but eh...

Yeah I vote having the shits over re-tasting what was previously tasted....I mean it doesn’t even have the common decency to come back the way it went in...it mixes it all together....and that’s just no bueno

welp....I’m not going to work tomorrow... :/

Easy access to your balls

I will.... as I wear my blood like mad max face paint and destroy all male kind

I win.....cause boobs

stop being a victim

You don’t know good beer

did someone say with beer yet?.....cause the only true answer is with beer

no one hears you fart.... they only walk into their demise

I’m in an arcade right now...with a food court.....I’ll live for at least a little bit...then I’ll probably just starve to death...

he’s probably desperate for money

it’s the ACA.....not ‘Obama care’

Kia’s don’t come with a spare they only come with a repair kit but I had discount tire come and grab the tire from the car

*inserts ‘one guy one jar’ video*

WHO YOU? THE FOOD PICTURE TAKING PO-LEASE