Still Me

For some “bomb ass phone” it takes some shitty pictures...kinda like a used straight talk phone... *gasp*

Sooooo....basically a fuggs

More like fauxtalian

WARNING: picture does not contain hair

Bubba....as in bubba gump shrimp.... eh that restaurant is ok...not really a “I’d go back to Chicago for it” kinda place tho

I remember him being a babbler...I also remember the shit he stirred about the asperger shit that transcended folders

I have a hard time finding palatable Italian food in Texas...I mean...when one goes from NY to Texas...some shit ain’t right

I wanted ice cream...made to order....with nitro

All I thought about was that family guy spoof episode of poltergeist where the ghosts are coming out of megs ass...

ASSHOLE...AWAAAAAAAY

Nope...I’ve never been to one...

None of this sounds like depression...it’s sounds like an anger issue...or contol issues...hell maybe a drinking problem

I’ve never really understood internet personas...if it’s not you then don’t fucking do it...god forbid you find someone who likes this “persona” then you actually meet up with them and you have to continue some facade or admit that you had been lying the whole time... i am the same fucking person from web to life...the only difference is my tone of voice...I still say fucked up shit...but you can tell I’m kidding when I do it...but I’m certainly not gonna prance around to placate anyone’s opinion or with some character I’ve made up... bullet points: dont be fake dont fucking lie and stop being a little bitch when things don’t go how you planned

Wait homemade? Or are we talkin like...hidden valley?... ranch in a bottle can not be refrigerated up till opening...if you’re mailing something opened or homemade...it’s a box large enough to fit a foam cooler...then ice pack that bitch...send it 2 day shipping and you’re solid

I’m not sure if that’s a good thing...or a sad thing...

I just went from an iPhone 7 to a red XR....buuuuut....I bought the phone....I am gonna take it in though to see if I can make them think there is a screen issue so they will take my Verizon locked phone and give me the unlocked version......cause when I sell this one in a year or so...it will be worth more money

....you don’t....just buy the phone?....

One must have morals to receive moral support

Stop buying shit makeup....

Go watch rapping Rodney...it’s ironically funny...in like a dad joke that’s gone on too long funny

Fuck...Rodney dangerfield had to die to be funny

Weren’t you being evicted because the apartment had new owners?

I don’t know man...I still say explosive diarrhea is a good side effect.... and eplaining anal leakage to a patient is pretty funny.... side note...my phone tried to change funny to funyun....😐