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Still Me

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  1. Still Me

    Airports man

    I’m headed to Georgia in early May...and the flight is the only part of the trip I’m dreading...
  2. Still Me

    Mayday

    Not my fault you keep forgetting who you’re taking to
  3. She’s too busy being shit on elsewhere at the moment
  4. Still Me

    Mayday

    No that is a lie....females don’t orgasm...because men’s dicks are too small
  5. Still Me

    Mayday

    No
  6. Still Me

    Mayday

    Yeah we piss...piss excellence
  7. Still Me

    Mayday

    I was in the car...and I forgot my space diaper
  8. Still Me

    Mayday

    I have to pee
  9. Oh shit I totally drum my chest...I mean not tits...but deff the breast bone
  10. Yes actually......
  11. Didn’t ask...don’t care...your life not mine...I’m not about to tell you how to live it
  12. is that a guy thing? Especially while driving....... does that make me an air drummer when I beat on my steering wheel?
  13. Still Me

    eggs

    Lol nice
  14. I....ya know I’m not sure if I am an “ass” person....I mean I check it out after the fact....but I’m not sure what I find attractive in a man I’ve never seen before
  15. Still Me

    eggs

    Oh that’s too bad....I make some bangin deviled eggs...and yeah those do kinda smell like stale fart when ya make em.... but poached...omg...eggs Benedict....shit is my jam
  16. I have the mentality of “don’t shit where you eat”...although I’ve been attracted to coworkers...I won’t act on that...it breeds darkness....
  17. Still Me

    eggs

    wait....you don’t like eggs?....I love eggs
  18. I don’t think I follow anyone...but people follow me
  19. My thick....meaty...... vagi-penis
  20. I hear butthole tastes of pennies
  21. Uh...sure whatever you wanna spin.... I’m just saying I value myself and I seriously consider who I let inside my pink iron curtain
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