TrigunBebop

Has a pretty awesome username.

Balloons help with depression. Unless you're phobic or have a latex allergy.

lol you said both "butt" and "nut". >.>

Go big or go bust

A sexy problem

I'VE GOT THE COPS FOR YOU

Can I watch?

I don't really watch movies. >.>

I'VE GOT THE POPS FOR YOU

Just to be the man who pops a thousand balloons And then I'll just buy more

500 bangs

Not only is that true, 1/5 of my stash is red. So I literally have 99 red balloons as well.

Fuck-17 inch Tuftex: These cuties are durable enough for things to get hot and heavy, but not durable enough to make any long term commitments. These balloons are perfect if you're just looking for a good time. Marry-24 inch Tuftex: Strong, yet soft, these dependable balloons are absolutely perfect for long term lovin'. They are durable enough for really rough, passionate lovin', but soft enough that you'll wanna snuggle up with them for hours afterwards. Their larger size and their silky smooth latex also make them absolutely perfect cuddle buddies. Not only can this balloon rock your world, it can also keep you warm in the middle of the night. Kill-Mylar balloons: Imagine trying to have sex with tinfoil. Now you know why I chose mylar balloons for this category.

500 first dates.

And it's even better than I imagined!

I'd suggest something, but I only watch balloon "movies". >.> <.<

Once a day is nowhere near the upper limit. I used to listen to this at least 4 times a day.

I'm so excited I could burst. #>.>#

YOU MAKE ME FEEL RATHER... OVERINFLATED.

Sorry about that. My post glitched and it won't let me fix it . >.< Is quite witty.

Knows how to inflate a TrigunBebop's ego.