TrigunBebop

Man if I had a dollar for every time someone has shown me that cartoon, I'd probably have enough money to increase my balloon stash tenfold. In fact, the vast majority of private messages I got on the ASMB were people linking that cartoon. >.>

That's actually a category on some balloon fetish sites now.

Shhh don't ask questions. Just enjoy the cuteness.

Air > Water

I actually managed to get that rank. Kinda surprised I did, considering how often I shitposted about sexual activities involving balloons.

Those balloons are way too small to be an element of my craft.

HAPPEH MOTHERFUCKIN BIRFDAI BLOODHAWK! ^___^

Sandwich Sunday

That look on her face... it totally says "Yeah I'm on your clean clothes. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?".

I got your "bouncy bouncy bouncy" right here

Hell no. 12 inchers are way too small. There just isn't enough balloon there to really cuddle. Balloons only start making good cuddle buddies at the 16-17 inch range. 24 inchers are the absolute best cuddle buddies though. There's just so much balloon to hold on to... ~_~

I can be a sexy brunette (or redhead) between the ages of 28 and 30... for the right price.

Walmart balloons blow. They don't even sell anything bigger than 12 inchers. D:

I'll give you some of mine.

I would never! D: You take that back right now!

Nothing at all about @Misaka

Then my job here is done.

urdoinitwrong

I don't like pyramid schemes. Pryamids are way too pointy.

BAD PHILLIES! NO!

If you let the balloon oxidize for a few days it'll more or less stop making that noise.

JUST BE GENTLE

That woman is one of my personal heroes. No mask, no curb.

You prevent that by cuddling.

You really need to get over the whole 3DPD thing.