As a Niners fan, it is practically never that I get to brag about my team being the only undefeated team. Even if it doesn’t last much longer.... so I’m soaking it all in!
You go back to your old town to find that the girl you were casually banging off and on now has a boyfriend. I mean, I wish them well, but damn.
I should start trying to date again... or some shit. Maybe I’ll just sell my body for super cheap. Getting kind of fat and old, and depreciation is a thing...
I like the part at the end where the cat catches and kills the hamster.
Didn’t think it would be so fucking dark with how light hearted and silly the rest of it was.
When I was a kid, some friends, my cousins, and I found a “dead body”, and kicked it.
We then ran away after it got up and started chasing us, apparently it was a hobo in a field with a trashbag blanket.