InsaneFox

To wake up. Clean my body. Don my vestments and return to the place that vexes me to earn my steady income of coin and sadness.

Probably.

Then flip a coin about that too. Any of them come up tails, do nothing.

Does this make you hot?

Well shit. We have a winner here, folks!

We’ll see what the zyrtec and melatonin have to say about it. Hopefully they agree.

Hypnotic. Maybe I’ll be able to sleep.

Nice butt.

Then flip a coin. Heads, do it. Tails, don’t.

Either you want to or you don’t. Nobody’s choice to make but your own.

Worst dick pic ever.

No, that’s your cover. Or at the very least a very unreliable reason. What if Stilgar was super attractive (I’m not saying he isn’t, I don’t personally know), what if Stilgar was everything you ever wanted in a man? This whole game of cat and mouse is actually just a peculiar courting ritual.

Whether or not Stilgar likes you does not tell me why you were fishing for Stilgar’s picture.

No. I think there’s something deeper here. A desire for connection. A longing, even.

Curious way to get someone to send a picture to you. Does it work often?

You get what you give.

I can’t drink for 12 days at least and I don’t play with sharp objects when I’m sober.

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Guys. We were told to post lewds, not rudes. Get it together.

I came.

Here’s some lewd feet.

If we’re putting on skin tight suits, I’m out. I find my body to be disgusting.

Apparently they do. I couldn’t handle a long distance relationship, so I don’t quite get it myself, but some people are more comfortable forming a deeper bond with people they feel they “know.” I put that in quotes, because we’re all a touch or two off from our online personas.

It’ll be better than going to bed alone.

Nobody’s stopping you! Get it!