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ZeroStralem

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  1. Take yourself out on a date. Get a sex toy. Go to town.
  2. Yeah I'm triggered. I hope you choke on fuggle's queefs.
  3. Yeah I cut my payments by damn near 60% my first time finally switching.
  4. I put coconut rum in my baja blast from Taco Bell, and now I'm drinking a beer.
  5. First one I can clearly remember was a forum for my guild in SWG...which I never even ended up buying SWG. I'm sure there were ones before it though.
  6. They pay me a dime, so I shit on the company's time. Never heard that saying?
  7. Which last dab is it? I only have Last Dab XXX, and I found it suitably insane when smothering.
  8. Question. Are you dabbing it or doing full wing coverage with it? Cause yah, just dabbing it it's really enjoyable and not bad. But smother a wing in it.....
  9. More like smexy as hell
  10. I'm just going back and catching some Hot Ones episodes I somehow missed. Currently watching:
  11. It worries me you have to specify legal ...
  12. Happy Birthday!!
  13. I like everything in this thread.
  14. Not to that extreme, but yes.
  15. Yes come play jackbox and let us ease your mind. And feed me the pb whiskey so that you don't drink it on accident.
  16. How dare. Eat my banana.
  17. Well we're here for you if it ever comes back.
  18. We've all been there, bro. It's okay. Let it all out.
  19. Salt to pleasure they say..... 🤭
  20. My players in D&D told me to stop saying vinegar. It took me a moment to realize why, and the word is ruined for me forever.
  21. I like Phil Collins, but I also am still a little sour that Trey Parker and Matt Stone lost an Oscar to him.
  22. Shakespeare was picking up dudes and likely getting crushed by those biceps for his pleasure.
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