Raptorpat

*I take off my robe and wizard hat*

They were smoking #4 on the ordinary list

It's like when you play stellaris and it's like you're jumping into a game where a bunch of AI species started way before you and others haven't even begun to start yet, and then when they do, you're to them what the other ancient ones were to you when you first started.

Every dollar you save on spending is a tax-free dollar of income.

Do not send unsolicited pornographic images - of other members or otherwise - via PM.

Quackers eats me

send me a gift Pooh or I'll fight you irl

it was supposed to be something simple, like a "let's go get wings or something" and he flat out ghosted me until later than night and apologized - i think he said he went to a friend's house and watched football, or something he clearly could have told me beforehand so I didn't waste $70 on a theme park ticket. it also didn't help that I was massively depressed as I recently got some variation of dumped (the "you remember that guy i told you not to worry about" way) by a girl from work i had a bit of a fling with, was forced on an extended family trip i didn't really want to be on because of that, and was kind of looking forward to this one little neat thing I could do.

I went away once many years back (celebrated my grandparents' 50th anniversary) and it put me in proximity to another board member and we made plans to meet up on a certain day. Everyone in my family was going to a theme park that day, and I even had bought a ticket, but was like "oh no, I'd rather hang out with my friend." Sat there waiting all day, totally ghosted. Same thing happened with a job prospect once. Got a call that someone was looking for help and gave me his number, called and spoke to the guy and he said he'd call me the next day to get started. So I cancelled whatever I might have had going on, put on a suit, and waited for the call. And waited and waited, and finally called him myself and he was like "I gotta be honest, I went with someone else who actually called me first yesterday." Unfortunately for me I'm always willing to give the other person another few minutes.

Happy birthday poof [Crocodile]

do you like the variety of having multiple locations on property or is it just a hassle? not gonna lie, some of those first couple pictures brought on some salivating. not the crab legs though, that's like alien shit.

Adventures of Cumlord (rated R)

I just saw that post and there was a more recent follow-up that everything is gonna be ok

as long as it didn't hit you in the tail, you're good

but no one knows what your petty grudge from 25 years ago is, or at least i don't wouldn't you rather talk about anime or video games?

why do you want to spar

the animal cast of the jungle book have a cargo airplane business

is this a buffet-style set-up?

how can i have a bias against you when i never even heard of you until you got banned the first time i still don't even know anything about you other than that you harass mods for attention

huh, normally you used to ride rogue's dick for attention

I overslept because I was up too late, frittered away an hour and a half on my phone in bed, frittered away another 45 minutes in the shower because hot water feel good. Now that it's almost 4pm and I'm "starting" my day, I have to do the litter boxes and run to the store to get cat food, and also eat "lunch".

I never heard of it, is it like artsy?

fixed

No, it's like a wormhole

ok well how am I supposed to ban someone if there is no report and no pm