Poof

aw but then he hits me w/feels 59:43

Yea I still can't really tell what's going on

14:09

i have to climb thru the attic to get the internet

post body pic plz

srry @ ur horse

are u asleep yet? me neither

put the pie in the microwave

If you say so

Which one do i look at?

Meaty pussy

It was funny. She didn't do it on purpose

Cum in my pussy jackie

You are now

I always wait 5 years before engaging trends

This is amazing and my new lifestyle

You can file a complaint w/ osha and they'll keep your information confidential https://www.osha.gov/workers/file_complaint.html

Did it used to be their car or something? I'm sorry to hear

I feel like your working conditions need to be brought to someone's attention

if you find any real good ones, you could drop me a link and that'd be dope

Yea I've heard about it. Realistically nothing like that will be ready for me in my lifetime. And when I say ready, I mean it's been done like a whole lot. I'm not trying to be one of the beta testers. I'm more interested in male eggs. With that, I could have a baby with a guy and it really would be both of ours' child. And we could just use a surrogate for gestation. Artificial uteri are also a thing, and probably will be ready before womb transplants. It's kinda extra tho since a surrogate would also work just fine.

Idk. It's been awhile since I read a good creepypasta. I'll get excited when I'm bored and then I'll read three and they're all long and shitty and not scary and I give up

Yes