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Poof

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  1. I have suspended the treaty w/insect kind in regard to Halyomorpha Halys aka the Brown Marmorated Stink Bug. They will all die.
  2. What a skank
  3. The most Ohio answer yet by far
  4. Itdbe great if thepain stopped. Idegaf at this point. It'd just be nice. And it has to be like this now when I have so much i have to do and nothing to treat the pain. It would be perfect if life could let up on the amount of unreal challenges dogpiling on me. Idc tho it can all just happen and w/e happens I'll be able to deal w/it bc Idc how well anything goes or what happens to me. I'm not even a good person and I probably deserve everything I get anyway.
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  5. Must be nice
  6. Happy birthday fryman
  7. I'm here in youngstown
  8. And you have to tell me next time remember
  9. Well it's not really important
  10. Oh I'm sure it's straight trash
  11. Jesus was just the first famous stoner. That's where he got his power. Mary is Mary Jane. He was just a man then he was sleeping in a barn and visited by 3 wise men who gave him gold, frankincense, and myrrh which were actually just the names of the most popular bud strains of the time. Then he got high around all the animals and a new sense of altruism and compassion overwhelmed him. In this sense Mary, a virgin, (the most potent weed plants are unpollinated female plants, this was known in ancient times) gave birth to Jesus the son of God. And in his psychedelia epiphany he knew he must step up as king and usher in a new era. I didn't make all that up just now.
  12. Did you do a joke about comedians and crabs???
  13. I've actually never made a resume in my life. She went even further in I, Robot...
  14. I've eaten it before like twice but I never snorted it and I've never used a needle for anything ever and I never will. And when I had it I was just trying to impress this marine who used it. After my facial fractures, my weed dealer would give me a bit of opium for free w/every weed bag bc he was so nice and caring. I've really never been into opiates tho
  15. And you're always so modest
  16. I probably should shred these. I always felt like her object and my stomach ties in a knot reading these again. Like.. She fingered me at the spongebob movie. She stuck lollipops up my ass then sucked them She had this power. Like I dated other girls who would top me. But she really felt like a overly horny boyfriend.
  17. Regardless, for real, I'm proud of the progress you've made
  18. It's naughty, very naughty necrophilia Without a care I'm compassionate about killing her I'd have my way with what's left of the will in her Cosmopolitans, and cocaine, and an occasional pill in her When she spoke I saw a spark, but it was dark so I drove her home when she died, sexy suicide Sweet nothings for the numb, you feel where I'm coming from? Have no fear, everything's fine, my girl parties all the time Did you hear what I said? With this ring I thee wed A body in my bed, she was cool when I met her But I think I like her better dead
  19. I remember when it was a big deal to get "dro" Now it's like who uses soil???
  20. That's some ultracore shit
  21. Yikes the H
  22. To be perfectly honest, it's been like a week and a half since I had any weed and it's still so hard. It's usually not this bad
  23. I thought you were beyond that and now you're mister ladies' man w/the world at your feet
  24. Nothing, if you want to be a normal person with no mental or social problems whatsoever. I mean pshhh
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