Poof

another reason why I love tanning at a salon. Santa Barbara had a nude beach I'd go to tho. I miss it so much. There were some creepers but it's expected. Nude beaches are for everyone

Believe me I know that life but most ppl say I look better with one. And it feels so good

ehhhhh I guess that's a reason

what kind??? there's lots of different kinds some don't kick in til later... so whatever you do don't get stuck in traffic

only 98 more to 169

IT. When the photo of his dead brother winks at him then bleeds I had a conniption and didn't even change the channel. I turned the tv off asap. So that's as far as I got until I got older. It's weird. The clown in the sewer scene I got thru okay, but why was the photo what made me nope out? Also Hellraiser II. Where the lady's skin comes off when she's hanging off the edge. I was flipping thru channels and tuned in right at that part. Then when I saw the cenobites I had to change channel And oddly enough it really disturbed me in Return of the Jedi when Jabba the Hut ate that little salamander thing and it squeaked in terror.

I wish it could be my hobby. I only do it when I need to. Otherwise I preserve my skin by never venturing out in the bright. But holy shit I so wish I was one of those girls who has the balls to be like fuck skin cancer and wrinkles idgaf I'm going to have a beautiful deep tan 365. Fake tan isn't the same. I need to bake in the oven. And yes, dear reader, I'm always going level 4 or platinum or w/e maximum tier happens to be. It's such a rush, and you get to stand up at the higher levels. Beds are problematic, less sanitary, and don't get your buttcrack as good. If you have a nice butt you might even end up w/a pale asscrack. I've seened it. But I can't bring myself to be one of those always tanning girls. They get wrinkly.

I expect my expectations to be met so they aren't unrealistic.

BAM I DUN IT FER U

Give me the launch codes

how do you kill a roo? erm camel

or pay for your porn

Peephole

thats what the wasabi is for

do spiders bother stinkbugs tho?

well despite everything else about her, she's still hot

you gotta clear out those spidrers before I come over

A battle of the bands my friends were in. But actual established band i think maybe it was korn or trans-siberian orchestra maybe

That sounds excellent actually Did you have fun? What was your favorite part?

not home alone and naked rn. I'm almost always naked or in underwear at home. I have this coverup dress thing too. I hate wearing full outfits at home. It's such a waste. You just have to do more laundry and the clothes get worn out for nothing. I've been so fucking clothed being here at my parents' house. It's been difficult to adjust

was richard gere there?

Peephole

I was about to say your swords are way nicer than mine then I saw the penny

Thankfully, it feels A LOT better tonight. It's not completely normal, but I hope it's going away. It was such a relief all day I was so happy.