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Poof

Order of the Owl
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  1. She was older and obsessively sexual and I kinda didn't really know better
  2. I mean... I don't like to sleep w/the tv on but if you're as big as boo says I'd let you get away w/anything
  3. Yea I know them all ❤️ And yes sleeping is about as hard as eating
  4. The fuck?
  5. She cheated on me w/her tattoo artist and dumped me. I dated a few girls in highschool. I hooked up w/some guys but never dated any guys til I was 18 and swore off girls bc all they want is my dick even if they do fuck and finger my ass. Like I just wanted to get fucked and I didn't want to do it back and they'd get angry. It's the same reason I stopped going to LGBT bars/clubs. Bc those guys would do the same thing. Like it's apparently a criminal offense to bottom only if you have a big dick. No, I can't date girls or gay guys.
  6. Oooooooooooooo I ❤️ Doug Stanhope
  7. Yes that was a mistake
  8. No, I wouldn't.
  9. Sorry
  10. Yea that's the other bonus of fasting. You remember like how big a meal is supposed to be. Not like huge mega portions
  11. I'd like to see Dr. Smiley again. He would know what to do
  12. Thank you you're my sister now
  13. Look at this junkie
  14. Ducks have bills connected to a neck hole. It's not a mouth
  15. I haven't had any at all since like the beginning of summer, and even when I do have them I never smoke a lot of them. I have very miniscule cigarette addiction potential. I just enjoy them every now and then
  16. Making it delicious allows me to eat it, but it still makes me feel sick. Like I'm trying to reject it. If the food isn't delicious I couldn't even get to the eating it part in the first place rn
  17. How are you doing it?
  18. I knew youd come in here and say something horrible
  19. If you let us sell the clip. 50/50 split. Piss in ass is super lucrative, and I sell very well.
  20. All the food makes me want to puke but im hungry
  21. Last time a scammer called me we ended up having phone sex
  22. Aw Nabs is a cutie
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