Poof

how big a dragon statue? i don't want to give up too much info but i may be able to help...

you both need to eat more fiber. you won't get bloated and farty. which btw is not what's happening to me rn. My stomach doesn't like all the salt and oil I use on my popcorn and the rate I ingest it. In my head I call it popcorn sickness and it's like brain freeze. It's an immediate and short lived thing. For example, I already feel better enough to want more popcorn now. As soon as I'm done typing this, I'm going to eat more, and most likely get sick again. Wish me luck!

i ate too much popcorn

@TrylSyz How did you fuck up such a thing?

both barrels this time

<-- never baptized thank god

wish in one hand shit in the other

Aww no RIP you funny funny mf

He got spooge in his eye

Well I am stuck inside

definitely if my genetics can do it idk if they can

He's 19 years young. and he is real

wow I couldn't deal w/that ever

it's been like 4 years. I want it longy long long

yes daddy im a nasty white bitch that likes to get fucked in the ass

I'm going to poison all the Redds Apple Ale. Sure there will be collateral damage but what choice do I have?

You know that's how I pronounce it and I want you to whisper arnge in my ear while you fuck me

door hinge just blew your fucking minds

Tender Touches

I'm going to stop you zeni

I yelled "SQUIRREL!" at a squirrel today and was ignored

i'd just like someone to wanna marry me in this first place