GuyBeardmane

You have no idea how many times I've watched it. One of my favorite all time movies.

CLUE

Bingo! It's all in how you describe the plot.

It may be. It's an animated children's musical.

Nope! That movie didn't even come out in the 80s.

MY TURN A conman murdered by the mob gets a second chance at life and immediately employs his sidekick and an orphan to create a gambling empire, making the mob boss who originally had him killed go for another hit.

GOOBY PLS

Why was the naked kid asking forest animals how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? What would make the kid think a fucking turtle would know this?

Lion To see a lion in your dream symbolizes great strength, courage, aggression and power. You will overcome some of your emotional difficulties. As king of the jungle, the lion also represents dignity, royalty, leadership, pride and domination. You have much influence over others. You also need to exercise some restraint in your own personal and social life. Alternatively, a lion represents your need for control over others. You have to be in charge. Dreaming of a dead lion refers to your fall from power or status. To dream that you are attacked by a lion suggests that a force may be driving you to self-destruction. You need to overcome these challenges and obstacles. To see a black lion in your dream represents a negative force. You or someone else is using their position of power to do harm. To see a white lion in your dream highlights your majestic power. A white lion may also indicate sudden awareness of the power you hold.

YAAAAY ANOTHER CHEEB!

No.

YAAAAY CHEEB but why is he bald

But doesn't Rule 63 automatically lead into Rule 34? They kinda blend.

Went to this little place off the interstate when I was in my early to mid 20s. Friend and I sitting off to the side, good looking girl comes up and asks if either of us want a lap dance. I say sure and go to the back with her. Theres already a song playing so she sits and tells me before she begins that she's taken half a hit of ecstasy. So the next song starts and she begins the dance. Song ends with her thong being the only thing keeping my nose out of her vagina and she asks me if I want her to keep going. 15 minutes and $80 later i finally make it back to my friend who was worried i bailed on him.

Oh this is just a Rule 63 thing and not an official Nintendo thing. Carry on.

I want one!

Stop breaking your glasses! What did they ever do to you?

Looks like someone blew their nose on that lettuce.

But diet. But chicken and biscuit goodness. But don't wanna be over 400 pounds and want the strength in my knees to stand up without having to use my hands to push out of a chair. But delicious fried chicken breast patty on a tasty buttery flaky biscuit.

Nah man, that came out on August 28th.

TODAY IS THE DAY! HOLY SHIT! IF YOU DON'T DANCE TO THIS SONG TODAY THE POLICE WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOUR PETS AND ARREST YOU!

Probably Danganronpa 3 on Steam. It's about time I get back into the Ultimate Game of Despair.

If by "everyone" you mean you and disco, yeah. Because you're the only two to post so far and I may not have enough for too many more folks.

Okay so here's how it went down. Went to Kroger. Bought some grilled chicken chunks. Bought some shredded cheese. Bought some premixed salads with dressing. Bought some big ass tortillas. Dumped the salad in a giant fucking mixing bowl. Followed it up with the chicken and the cheese. Put those dressing packets in there. Put the lid on the mixing bowl. Shake the FUCK out of it. Put this salad-cheese-chicken mix on a tortilla and roll it all the way the hell up. FUCK YOU I'M A GODDAMN WRAP MASTER.