GuyBeardmane

It morning.

Do we die immediately after posting, or at a random point in the future as is inevitable?

I usually prefer apple juice. I don't think apple juice has a pulp version.

I always have a choice. Dehydration notwithstanding.

Ew. No solids in my liquids. Thanks for the offer but I'll pass.

No pulp, right?

No pulp, I hope.

It's a problem.

I liked how creepy they made the Indoraptor. That boogeyman scene with him creepily pulling the blanket off the little girl. Creepy af.

This is what happens when you don't go tell dudeco.

I was merely a passing fancy.

Skanks are my people. As are sluts and hobags.

I was talking to this girl on Whisper who was seeking an illicit rendezvous without her husband's knowledge. The conversation was going well and we chatted back and forth for a few days. But when it was time to set a concrete plan, she turned into a ghost! OOOoooOOOooo (That's a ghost noise)

It's a valid instagram link and video posted on instagram. But I will not call it safe.

Batgirl is Barbara Gordon, Batwoman is Kathy Kane.

Pat? I don't think so.

Trufax. Dude is a legend.

ON THIS DAY I SEE CLEARLY

Why aren't you edging on facebook?

True it's implied they're all released, but since it's never explicitly stated all the balloons are released, then I'm sticking to my explanation.

You and I in a little toy shop Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got Set them free at the break of dawn Til one by one, they are gone Back at base, bugs in the software Flash the message "something's out there" Floating in the summer sky As 99 red balloons go by Doesn't say they let ALL of them go, just says that one after another they're floating away.

Look man, all I'm tryin to do is get out of debt without being broke all the time. I just need a good chunk o' money and I'm not really using my soul so I may as well pawn it off.

I just started thinking about this: what does this whole thing entail? Like, according to christianity your soul will suffer eternal damnation in hell if you don't invite jesus into your heart. With that being the case, why would Satan ever need to bargain with someone to get their soul? Does Satan solely go after people's souls if they're saved? What purpose do the souls serve that Satan would bargain with someone, including but not limited to having a fiddle contest and giving away a solid gold fiddle? On that note, is there a monetary value for a soul? Like the kid in the song gets a solid gold fiddle, but Bart sold his soul for $5. What's the going rate for souls?

I will be the True Singin' Gal.