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GuyBeardmane

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    I got Ebby hugs this morning because she didn't want me to go to work.
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    I think it is just right for me.
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    A ridiculous amount.
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    You only like me for my balloons anyway.
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    corn

    GuyBeardmane replied to nameraka's topic in Free-For-All

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    Boku No 3ko
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    I like all my tattoos. I put a lot of thought into them before I get one because I don't want anything I'll regret.
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    Whoever gets there first. That's a bunk bed joke.
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    I've done okcupid in the past. I live in BFE, though, so options are limited to country girls who want a country boy (which I am not), and pornbots (which I believe is a misnomer because they are not robots that do porn but rather AI spam accounts that ask for a credit card number).
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    😘 I'm like Oprah in here. You're my girlfriend! You're my girlfriend! EVERYONE IS MY GIRLFRIEND!
  11. GuyBeardmane
    And yet I get away with it. It's probably because the mods and admins are all my girlfriends also.
  12. GuyBeardmane
    You're my girlfriend too 😘
  13. GuyBeardmane
    So is Neko. Just don't let them know or they'll deny it, saying things like "I've never met Guy at all" and "he's a weirdo from the internet and posts random shit all the time." TRUTH WILL NOT GET IN THE WAY OF OUR LOVE.
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    Layla dislikes my hair bun.
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    I've got ol Lyra up to 20. Morgan is right behind her.
  17. GuyBeardmane
    I've unlocked the pirate, but I've only completed the mage and the ranger. Still have to finish the rogue, the necromancer, and the paladin.
  18. GuyBeardmane
    It's TOTALLY a word, ya jerks.
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    Poof, if you ever want to have a sex dream about me, I permit it. In fact, this blanket approval goes to everyone.
  21. GuyBeardmane
    But also, solo Freddie But also, Dr. Brian May's guitar
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    Sleepy pups.
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    They don't like to sit still for pictures anymore.
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