GuyBeardmane

That's okay, it's the only line he knows too.

Trufax.

Gurl I'll buy YOUR nudes 😘

It's not even that I'd be worried about--I mean, the concern would be more along the lines of how to not seem like a creep and lose friendship or respect.

Just pretend for a few moments that you are just some guy with a beard and mane who works tech support at a call center. Now suppose that your close work buddy, an attractive female, mentions offhandedly that she sells her nudes online. How do you inform your work friend you're totally interested in buying her nude photos?

Here is a meme. Feel better.

The Big Lebowski, The Godfather, Speed Racer, Oldboy

Yes.

Pics or it didn't happen. Before and after. Need to see boobs.

I want a sequel starring Big E as an intergalactic police officer travelling to Earth undercover to find a fugitive who's hiding out, but all he knows of earth culture is what Ramsey and the lady who came back with him taught, which is just early 90s fads. So he lands in L.A. wearing zubaz pants, a mesh tank top, and shell toe high tops with no laces.

My lazy babies.

But where's the tiddies

It's a cam site now, but in the long, long ago it was Myspace but porn. Pervs and porn stars chatting and sharing nudes and blogs and bulletins. It was good. That and ModelSpaces, where models could sell pics and vids to people. That's where I became pen pals with Tara Tainton.

I guess she's okay? I think she's still working. I dunno, I haven't had regular communication with any adult stars since XPeeps was still MySpace with porn.

Almost yearly Wendy Williams has a ts porn star party at one of the Lexington strip clubs. It's already passed this year, was 5/3. She has her birthday party here.

So last night I dreamt poof asked me to be her date to the Wendy Williams TS Porn Party in Lexington. It was pretty hawt.

Wait, you're supposed to EAT the chocolate? No wonder I've never been fully erect fucking the 3 Musketeers bar.

From place a to place b but remaining in Bumblefuck, Kentucky.

I'd at least be as good at cuddling. Not as cute and too lazy to train, but I've trained my babies to snuggle like pros.

I am moving soon. Downsizing considerably. Mom no longer wants the pups because they're getting too big, so she's taking them across the state to my niece's friend's farm. Ebby is going to be an inside dog and the guy wants to train Layla to hunt. Tonight is my last night with my babies and I feel like I've failed them because I'm not gonna be around as they get older and grow up. I'm a horrible person and I don't want to say goodbye.

Man I wish I got calls at midnight. Or 3 am.

How bout I work on you, babeh 😘

I will settle for boobs.