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Also, I’m sure arby’s wagyu burgers would be good if they didn’t cook their burgers like fast food burgers. It defeats the whole selling point of “wagyu” if you’re just gonna well-done it to begin with.

The thing in the back says chai masala 😜

Once upon a time I thought I could be 18 forever… now I’ll be 31. Gross!

Ripped between two cheeks The jiggled flesh of the booty below nothing to stop you from twerking that big booty on the hill Nothing to keep you from spanking them cheeks

I once worked at a store where you could buy raw wagyu patties for a decent price. They were pretty great.

Switch your perspective a bit. Maybe for her it was important to justify playing a woman character while at the time trying to be hyper-masculine. That’s an example of what toxic masculinity does: it makes you come up with weird excuses for liking feminine things.

WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER GET BACK TOGETHER

Something kinda sad aboutThe way that things have come to beDesensitized to everythingWhat became of subtlety?How can this mean anything to meIf I really don't feel anything at all? https://youtu.be/6zpvlMp04D0

You can’t ruin a shit thread.

Or else you’ll feel compelled to unnecessarily share embarrassing moments from your teenage years. And the alcohol will say “sure buddy, that will make a good meme post”

I’m too drunk, why did I write this

I once jerked off with my ex’s wool coat while everyone was out for PE and I was pretending to be sick. I accidentally came on it a little and wiped it off. She never found out. I’m still riding that high.

Probably plastic. A lot of faux-animal shit is just a form of plastic.

Happy birthday!

Thanks! That looks like it. Unless there’s an identical more poisonous version.

What the fuck is up with this guy? There are a few in my yard. Safe to eat? Safe to trip? Safe for animals? Is it cordyceps? (I know it’s not cordyceps)

It was nice.

It’ll be more beautiful once we get to the parking lot 😡

The entire climax of the show of Ace proving it would never have made it to theaters.

Lois Einhorn. Einhorn being German for “unicorn”, referring to the fact that she’s a trans woman. Ha ha, funny stuff. 😐

Adultery is easily and frequently villainized, and while it’s definitely bad, no one wants to think about the deeper questions about why adultery happens in a relationship.

With Chris’ history of doing just that, I wouldn’t be surprised that he was aiming for this dog as well. Never seen Good Hair, but I’ve heard that movie being levied against him.

Bro, it was a bald joke, recontextualizing it as anything other than a bald joke is pretty foolish. It would’ve been a good joke, if GI Jane was in any way relevant.

Now I’m into them, but only if they have some kind of supernatural or sci-fi theme. Sweet Home was good if a bit repetitive musically (one can only listen to so much Imagine Dragons), The Silent Sea was great, Squid Game was excellent, and School Nurse Files was cute. Black and A Korean Odyssey I’m still on the fence about.

I miss Borders, I played a concert in one.