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-Ninja_Jesus-

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    I removed all the titty influencers from my instagram feed, but now all I get are people trying to grift their latest cooking gadget or fake diet regimen. I’d rather have the titties.
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    I think I’d rather see instagram models selling themselves than another influencer ad trying to sell me useless garbage.
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    I remember all the cheat codes from SNES MK3. Great game, but I’d take Trilogy over 3 easily.
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    Top five places to secretly fuck on a ship 5. reboiler 4. plenum 3. any anterior space access 2. [REDACTED] 1. Captain's quarters
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    I’m not old, you’re old. Ppl think I’m u
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    I miss the old YIM chats. We all had some fun there. Inuyashaboy05 and his fucking Gloria Estefan.
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    I'm The Evil Lord of An Intergalactic Empire, aka "I wanna be the villain but my actions are constantly misunderstood and praised as heroic". It's enjoyable.
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    I'll Become A Villainess Who Goes Down In History! Ep 6. So far, so decent for a villainess anime.
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    https://asmbinfo.wordpress.com/top-posters-of-2006/ Today I was reminded that this website exists.
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    I'd like to know where you've had sushi before and how much you've had. I wouldn't consider sushi like an every day food, so the times I've gotten sushi have been great experiences.
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    Around 5,000-6,000 a day, 10,000 on a good day.
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    Update: I fell and hit my head and now there's a scar on my eyebrow.
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    [THIS POST HAS BEEN REDACTED BY THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. YOUR IPS HAVE BEEN RECORDED AND AUTHORITIES HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED.]
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    My last laptop had this issue too. The hinge plastic practically disintegrated. I think it’s a conspiracy.
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    Upopular opinion: Sandwiches are better cut in straight halves, not triangles.
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    It’s not my fault that lesbians make great music.
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    Nope, it’s me and the car. *kisses your car*
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    I like kissing the car instead, keeps them on their toes.
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    We didn’t I don’t think. I was also 15-16 at the time so it wasn’t about being realistic. Just being in the moment.
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    I used to long distance date this girl in Kentucky. I wonder how she's doing now. Haven't talked to her in like 15 years. I don't even know how to get on my old YIM anymore.
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    Hit my shin too hard on a flat bed shopping cart, probably needed stitches at the time. Took 3 weeks to actually start the healing process, it was an open sore (with bandaids and whatnot!) for a bit.
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    I have family on Maui, so unfortunately this joke isn't funny.
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    I bought so many souvenirs.
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    Does anyone want souvenirs?
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    Y'all are adorable.
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