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-Ninja_Jesus-

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  1. I’m very happy, I’ve never had a proper bookcase before, I may buy one more!
  2. Coconut milk, almond syrup, chocolate sauce, espresso: almond joy latte.
  3. .nɒM-ǝH ʇo ɒǝbi ǝʜɈ ǝʞil Ɉυd lɒniϱiɿo ǝʜɈ ʜɔɈɒw oɈ Ɉnɒw Ɉ'nob oʜw ƨlɒinǝllim ʇo nǝɿbliʜɔ ɿoʇ ƨi ǝno bnoɔǝƨ ǝʜT .ʜɈimƧ nivǝꓘ γd ǝbɒm ƨi bnɒ biʞ ɒ ƨɒ woʜƨ ǝʜɈ bǝʜɔɈɒw oʜw ƨlɒinnǝX ɿoʇ ƨi ǝno Ɉƨɿiᖷ
  4. With these new Batman tie-die t-shirts! Available now wherever you see the Batsignal! Now in blood red, joker green, midnight blue and crowbar!
  5. How much whipped cream will you go through on a daily basis that you need 240 canisters of the stuff? Paintball guns I didn’t know about until recently.
  6. But you tell me what else someone’s gonna do with 10 boxes of 24-count nitrous oxide cartridges if not to huff the ever living fuck out of them. I’m not even saying it’s a bad thing; sounds like a fun time to me. But no one needs a fuckton of those.
  7. True enough! I’m certain there are plenty of monogamous couples on OnlyFans. Then I suppose it is the confidence issue I have, and projecting that onto another person unfairly. Body positivity is something I’ve been working on for a while. I do think I’m okay looking, but I suppose the solution to that is to work on myself, haha. Maybe I’m just more of a prude than I though, then!
  8. For me it’d be relevant because it’s showing a level of self-confidence in their body that I don’t have for myself and I’d be insecure about that. Additionally, I am mono-amorous and mono-sexual, so I would want to date someone who would give me that kind of attention exclusively. Full respect to the person if it’s their career or hobby and/or it pays well. It would be a huge relationship obstacle for me, is all.
  9. And it was, like, pretty successful. With videos and stuff. I don’t know if I would if I were single. Like if presented with the opportunity and all. I’d have to really like the person.
  10. Completely. Married and not in Hawaii anymore.
  11. Hello! Yes we still live in this hellhole. How goes the outside?
  12. You’re not supposed to pee on the floor! Pee goes on the pee pee pad! 😡
  13. I mean, I’m not quite caught up on forum drama, so I don’t know if it’s a bad take or not. I’m just not invested like I used to be and, like, there are bigger issues in the world rn.
  14. Seeing as it’s a thread I made, sure, this place is made for me to reply to things.
  15. Fortunately I’m not in my teens anymore so your words don’t work on me.
  16. I lied about the fapping thread. My in-laws actually own the house.
  17. It’s my house, I bought it. The in-laws moved in and recently put up security cameras. I just forgot.
  18. But forgot your in-laws set up a security camera in the living room rip my life
  19. Not sure if it was Galaxian but I remember when all my alts were unbanned, other people who’s mains were banned started posting, it was great fun. I also remember when the boards were shifting to some other thing and all accounts became orange-ish or something, maybe I’m misremembering.
  20. I just had a few beers, it’s 4 am and I have work in a few hours. Hello!
  21. I’d say I wish that were me, but the vending machine only churns out everything the person’s bought in their past life, and unlike the protagonist, I’ve only bought food so it wouldn’t be interesting.
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