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and we all know that ghosty wouldnt hurt anyone, so i dispute your fact phillies

wrong. different strokes for different folks is not a winning attitude. you say people get the wrong idea, its bittersweet, and you know others are enjoying themselves. i am helpfully suggesting you try to find more meaning in a real relationship to help you fill that gap. or you could argue

i was just saying. if you want people to understand your view on relationships maybe you should start dating.

nah there should be another step between us, an admin, and dumpster fires

why?

that definitely outdoes mine.

yo. YO. yo, yo. yoyo. Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo....yo. Yo, lets fix the huge problem of completely objectionable material. "dumpster fire ahead," but with out all the red tape, ya know what i mean?

sometimes when there's a star athlete throwing the ball you have to really be ready for the catch, but other than that its an easy game. i remember throwing a dodgeball across the gym at a jr high school girl when i was 14, it hit her right in the head. funny shit

are you dodgeball-enabled?

and God is judging man's mistakes during this time of trial every note you sing, every whisper in despair, and every doubt and bit of commitment inside you is overlooking a festering stench, coming from the distraction created by the devil, at the same time.... it will be the figure of man that lets you down, whether that's a father, brother or yourself, or a figure that gives you strength and desire to succeed and have pride, or whatever the thing driving you to the brink of how to test yourself, to find yourself so when he calls you, you know who you are... that image of man, fails. man fails. just like he did to god. at the same time.... the fate of the earth and everything you know is pivoting. no one really understands a direct reason, but we all know something wants to take away everything that is good or enlightening, and leave us with doom. evil wants to stop us from being human. if god cant see us as human and he created us as human then we have truly lost ourselves. AT THE SAME TIME.... a juxtaposition of whether one man made the right choice or the wrong choice, while one mother has children or one has lost her hero, while a pair of elderly grandparents are raising the 5 and 6 year olds of their delinquent grandchildren. AT THE SAME TIME.... something inside you ticks, something defining you is unravelling, it scares you and you dont want to search yourself for answers anymore. you hallucinate the accusations of the voices about how relentlessly you ruin your life, time after time. You? Fool. You ruin everyone's lives!...., you'll never accomplish anything! and the trust you'd had come to expect, comes as disrespect for everything you believe in or stand for. AT THE SAME TIME.... aliens are coming from a different galaxy and vampires are feasting on the bulbous neck veins of modern london, three girls walk home from school, and buddhism ostracizes and wards off evil spirits.

19 years old makes him eligible for the death penalty.

if they want me that is usually the only prerequisite

oh okay. i need a good venting too.

thank you. i hope you have a valentines of cuddles and love

i kind of want to say everything around me loves me back

sometimes i think like that. picture the worst human traits, the ones that shock you, the ones you fear, the ones you see in yourself, the worst of all the people you know or have heard of, and picture them all attached to a cockroach in a beer bottle, and throw it into the ocean in your mind, let the undertow take it away, and picture it get smaller and smaller and disappear. and it dies helplessly in the endless water ahead on its final journey, and all of that negativity goes with it.

thats the wrong attitude. you need to stop the stroking and start dating.

i mean little symbols of love, flowers, chocolate, a card that says theyre appreciated... love tokens

i used to buy love tokens for lovers, but i havent been serious about anyone in a long time

so you have plans. im not going anywhere.

celibate and sexual are opposites. im sure you mean, mochi

celibate or sexy isnt a question

where did you get this picture of me, creepo?

R.I.P. sexlife. gone but not forgotten.