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of course. i'll marry anyone. buy me a gold ring and file my divorce with my ex and im all yours

say something to me you always wanted to say. even if you are just pretending im someone else. say anything you want at all.

if you want to collect awesome camera equipment and have a cool hobby, try nature photography, i had a 26x optical zoom 2x digital zoom, and flowers, mushrooms, and water movements are just an example of how to fill a flash card, easily.

in about 2009 i made a joke. in its entirety, punch line, set-up, and delivery, it was two words total. "Morgan Freeman." people still use it today. i guess they got my joke, lololololol

if i had an average life id answer that.

that movie gives me a splitting headache. i dont know how i watched it once...

it sounds like he couldnt find a $20 he dropped while shopping chin's convenience's beer cooler

yo be alpha and order a second meal at like $35 to go for a party and say you need it within 15 minutes, get all pissed off and start yelling at someone on the phone, and then tip like twelve dollars when they rush your second order to you, say thank you way too many times, and go home with your awesome chinese groceries.

losing money sucks. whos idea was that? dumb economists.

now they can do what all gay married men want to do.

i have a tiny apartment and i had to make room so i threw them out.. i didnt have cable for the first 4 or 5 months i lived here. i bought a bunch of vhs for 25 or 50 cents each at different thrift shops and i dont remember where i got the vcr but i threw out about 25 vhs tapes

i prefer 9 Grain pizza crust, and a large glass of metamucil

it still makes jack + ace feel like the best hand though

thats the way to leave the other person youre talking about a complete mystery to include everyone.

the interesting thing about football is, it gets the name "football," even though there are only three plays in the sport that require using a foot specifically. the punt, the field goal, and the kick-off

the original thread was going to be an interpretation of the first line of this one. it was gonna look like this: Thread Title: "A Transsexual Time of Unalluring Twilight" and there was going to be a small projection into the more unflattering social contexts of being beautiful and a man at the same time. but i decided to just make a thread of things stories could be about instead.

it doesnt have any coordination?

story line starter ideas.

a trannsexual time of unalluring twilight one moment held high, one moment unsure proud walking in a womans shoes men like being able to communicate president and first lady, mr. vannah heartfire navy seal: shy and dangerous screaming rage, whispering small talk great to be me. sucks to be you. a life inside, a world outside once upon a time, when she was a boy

dont worry about it brohan

i hope you know i was joking im never this mean. shame on you @Mix

im sorry i was trying to be intentionally cruel to outdo the other guys joke. its not funny i know.

that was horribly mean. youre saying Naraku is boring and untalented. it just goes way past the point. here i'll help you out : @Naraku4656, if you and Zeni some how formed one youd have a sober whitney houston librarian that didnt get laid or do drugs, and lived through all the baths of her 60's.

yeah if it is a serious loving relationship, the 700 miles could be easy to work through, seeing each other when its possible. but if the relationship doesnt have the endurance and trust, it could break it.