Doom Metal Alchemist

The Adventures of Tootie, the Rotting Shark Carcass

The niners were in fact stupid to draft Alex Smith, but Harbaugh did turn his career around. But then he turned his back on him and went with Kap instead, and look how well that turned out. S:

Hey wait a minute, he shit on himself. The niners gave him a fair chance. If the niners shit on anyone, it was Alex Smith.

He'll be sure to dumb it down for you in the future.

WHERE ARE ITS EYES???

:poop:

Does anyone really care enough about Jonah Hill to click on that article? -_'

Yeah. And?

If I had any photoshop skills (which I don't) I would put a drawing of Trump's face on the cover of Pink Floyd's The Wall. Funny or not? :poop:

I leave the tab I have UEMB on mute because of this.

@coupe Where is coupe? I miss his "drunk coupe vs ________" threads.

Like 12 or 13.

Phillies[/member] that's pretty much child porn.

It looks like he's about to perform some vaudeville. Or barbershop quartet.

Some are in the trunk.

That's totally Ms. Pacman.

...Detroit is really that low on fat chicks? I know Detroit gets a bad rap, but that sounds pretty cool to me.

Or you can whore yourself out to 40 fat chicks for $1,000...

I've had my Les Paul for about 18 and a half years. *high five* :brownbottle:

I don't know. Maybe a football autographed by Joe Montana. Another possibility is a wooden puzzle type thingy my grandpa willed me when he died. I have no idea how long he had it though. I received it when I was a teenager. EDIT: Actually, my NES is probably older than the Joe Montana football.

Oh god, Rocket Power was garbage.

That mother fucker broke his guitar over a heckler. ::]::

Never saw it.

I didn't watch Captain Planet. I did learn about not polluting in elementary school, though.

Isn't Jessica Alba latina?