Doom Metal Alchemist

Sawdy channeling zeni.

Why you want to get breast reduction AND continue camming?

Man, you're giving him a lot of credit.

I don't know what these expressions mean.

Something lame, probably.

What happened to Large Amanda and Small Amanda?

Just be glad you can breathe through your nose at all.

Happy birthday!

I haven't not been sober since like, 1999.

"Folk" the World.

Don't have any as of now.

OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR WRISTS?

My band gets signed to a label. My band releases an official full length album. I move out of my parents' house. I lose my virginity and/or get a girlfriend.

Probably CDs. Yes, I still buy CDs.

Fox and fucks?

He's still conscious so he's not THAT trashed.

I don't know why tic would completely change his personality like this...

Good to know. Archer taught me Canadians pronounce Z as Zed.

Pat has already said it's neither viper nor mumbo.

Heh, after many years of my parents not giving gifts, they decided to surprise me and my brothers this year. They gave me a card with $100 cash in it. I'll take it!

Where's the giftcard for?

The thing about your point number one is that the stereotype is probably as old as when the Chinese first immigrated to this country which was what, like 100 years ago? The accuracy of the stereotype in the past to what it is/was when you lived there may be vastly different. Just for the fact that the stereotype was so prevalent, that maybe culturally they did everything they could to dispel it. But thank you for the info.

Eh, it's not like I can do better.

Oh Jesus Christ, what fresh hell is this. I didn't actually click play, I just saw the thumbnail.

Dude, I don't want to download a video. But HI GREENY'S HAND