Doom Metal Alchemist

Go into a brick-and-mortar store for porn? What the hell century are you living in? (The 31st, lol)

I don't think there's such a thing as too fat for the army, they whip you into shape themselves.

The only thing I can think of that "soft chips" could mean is the British term for french fries.

Then he could just make up account info and when you tell him it doesn't exist he insists that it does over and over again.

You mean a bow and arrows? Note I have no idea how long ago the bow and arrow was invented, and I don't care to look it up.

No because I don't get paid for those days anyway. What happens with people who are normally scheduled to work those days I don't know.

And just think, if you were male you would be made to feel like a pussy for ever crying while reading a book. I started tearing up at work not too long ago thinking about an "ex." Luckily I work by myself so I didn't have to explain it to anybody.

Oh wait you probably mean the one referenced in the quote and not the grey Zapper. My bad. Yeah I don't have that.

I have one... >_>

Night shift doesn't have to work Christmas Eve (I'm night shift)... The whole facility is closed Christmas day. I'm off Mondays and Tuesdays every week anyways. *shrug*

From the article: Pretty sure duct tape and the popular zapper are far easier and cheaper to acquire...

The thread title sounds like a title of a facebook article.

WTF Will Smith ain't buff enough to play the genie. Should've gotten The Rock.

It's kinda hard for me to remember which games were Christmas presents specifically (most of the time I would ask my parents to buy me a game, their response was "put it on your Christmas list." But there were also birthdays and games I bought myself). But Final Fantasy II / IV was a Christmas present along with our SNES itself, I remember that much. Now that I think about it, the original Legend of Zelda was a Christmas present with our NES itself. I started this post agreeing with Final Fantasy II, but now I think I gotta go with Zelda 1.

Did you make good on your promise?

TrigunBebonk would've been better.

Understatement of the year.

Yes, I'm lazy and smelly.

Yeah, I understand. I like how it looks on me though.

The quoted post was boo's.... I don't remember its context....

I've had hair this long or longer most of my adult life. My parents have convinced me to chop it off a few times, but it always comes back.

Thanks! Yeah, I do. It was nice not having to deal with my hair from a shower.

At first I didn't notice the strikethrough and thought you called her a "war whore".

I didn't feel like figuring out how to describe my hair length, so here's a pic I just took:

Yeah, I shower very infrequently so my mom got me a shower cap hoping it would cause me to shower more often. >_>