Doom Metal Alchemist

*clicks first spoiler*: Hm. *clicks second spoiler*: Oh dear god.

Knowing you, I'm kinda afraid to.

Selling life insurance for a horrible company that scammed its employees, clients, and potential clients.

You mean "eenuyasha", like how an i would be pronounced in Japanese or Spanish?

Life insurance sales was by the far the worst job I ever had.

That's not allowed where I work, "for safety reasons."

Wait, what? You left Michigan? Or are you saying The Whalers are from CT?

I mean, not really (I write stuff like "gonna" and "wanna" because that's how I actually talk), but I was also under the impression that heroin and heroine were supposed to be homonyms.

MY MOTHER WAS A WITCH SHE WAS BURNED ALIVE

I don't know about you, but when that happens to me I need to make up for it with much more sleep than normal.

I'm not saying they didn't suck, I'm saying they weren't vegan.

Considering you're about my age, I find that rather hard to believe.

Nah... your alarm clock will kill the dream, quite literally, before you get to do all of it.

Well did you find out what you needed to find out?

Perchance, @Kudasai, are you on the moon?

OG was better at drama and making you feel feels.

When I lived in Irvine, driving on 101 to Hollywood to visit Amoeba music added an extra hour to my route just because of the traffic. Like my GPS would say I would get there at 2:30 when I first plugged in the route, but I'd finally get there at like 3:30. But nothing was ever like my recent experience in SF traffic. Jesus Fucking Christ. I know many people who work in SF commute long ways because it's too expensive to live there, but how do they fucking SLEEP? Do they just take a zillion mini-power naps while stuck in traffic?

Are you saying your school served soy burgers?

Holy shit.

We already have a lot of "space junk" aka abandoned pieces of rockets and space craft in orbit that is generally thought of as a problem in the scientific community. And I think orbiting is the problem, if we do the minimum to launch it into space, it'll just orbit the Earth. Who knows how that would affect the atmosphere and consequently our environment. And if we put forth a lot of effort into sending it far enough that it doesn't orbit Earth it might find some other planet to orbit around and do who knows what to its atmosphere and environment.

I didn't even know there was a difference in pronunciation.

I'll show Becky my cable.

Before I give this a like, I have to know if this is in reference to the Dodgers choking in the play-offs again. I have no beef with the Cards.