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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'd just rather wear a t-shirt and shorts/slacks.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I could've SWORN when I was researching it when I was eligible I found a place giving the J&J which I wanted, so I schedule it, and when I go, SURPRISE, it's moderna. Oh well. Good enough.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Oh, I'll eat Jimmy's John, alright.
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    "Jimmys Johns" "Yous gots Davids Coppersfields in theres?????"
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    My mom has four grandchildren between two of my brothers, I think I'm off the hook.
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Fugu?
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    I identify with this way too much. At least I'm not alone, apparently.
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    Happy birthday, guys! 🎂🎂
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Well first off, I'm not interested in killing any strippers or anyone else for that matter. I guess I would look in the local obituaries to see who recently died and go grave robbing.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    ....and rubber duckies and bowling pins?
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metronome
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Oh gimme a break scoob.
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  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Bumble is actually what I plan to go to first, I'm more wondering for hook-up apps in general. If Bumble is more about actual dating than hook-ups, all the better.
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Happy birthday!
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The reason I ask is because I still live with my parents so if they'd rather come to my place..... that ain't gonna work as per my mom's practically puritanical beliefs about sex.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Is that like a Colombian necktie?
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  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I wanted it to be real.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I can't tell if you're saying you don't get it, or if you're saying you get it but non-humorous memes are not welcome here.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I didn't find this one to be particularly funny, but I do think it's clever:
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Hey, here's a question anyone's free to answer: On the whole, are Tinder girls more interested in boning at their place or your place?
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Every time I post a spoiler I feel the need to change each one to black since the default color is unreadable against the white background.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I need the story behind this.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Maybe I have, but I'm not sure...... Anyway, what do you call a short man with a long beard in the city who is always on time?
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