Doom Metal Alchemist

One of these days, he's going to cut you into little pieces.

Sounds a little D&Dish.

Wants Barry Manilow to do a cover of Fight Fire With Fire.

Wants to bring back Leisure Suit Larry.

Bought AVGN's used bathwater.

In case you were wondering, that is exactly what I was referring to, and NOT the sound airplanes make when they break the sound barrier.

Has me confused with @Insipid

Bought Belle Dephine's used bathwater.

Burger Seattle Boom

That brings up the question of how many of the main cast are they willing to replace? They've already showed to be willing to replace Shearer.

His ring tone is Spongebob screaming "SOILED IT. SOILED IT."

I think Batman Forever was the only movie I saw him in. Despite my fondness for the band The Doors, I never really cared to see the movie. Not sure why.

That was unexpectedly pretty great. Granted, I haven't seen the last few of their April Fool's pranks, but generally they seem like they put about 0 thought and effort into them. This one looks like it took years to complete.

Things/topics that are common in Seinfeld but pretty much nowhere else on TV: Dry cleaner's Cuban cigars Seriously, in the Seinfeld universe, way, way, WAY more people smoke Cuban cigars than cigarettes.