Doom Metal Alchemist

Yeah the Walmart around here closes at midnight. Our WinCo doesn't allow you to use their self checkout in the times of the morning/night that I go (usually around 5:00 AM). I'm assuming they open them up at "normal" hours but I have no idea.

My grocery store of choice is WinCo (being open 24/7 is incredibly convenient for a night shift worker such as myself) and they got them too. When you posted that in this thread I thought to myself "do they still cost a quarter? Who even carries change anymore?" But I realized there are still people who pay in cash, so maybe parents just use their newly acquired change to let their kids get something from them on their way out when they do pay in cash.

Gives rocks to trick or treaters.

One time this house we came to was offering quarters, which back then to our young minds was pretty cool. They let you take a handful, and whatever you got in that handful was yours. Mine was pretty pitiful, but my brother got a huge amount, way more than pretty much everyone else that we saw.

All they all joro spiders?

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Won an ebay auction for a mint-in-box copy of Fester's Quest on the NES, for $3,000,000. Is desperately selling everything he owns trying to raise enough money to pay the bill, because he wants it JUST THAT BADLY.

I'm in the middle of watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure for the first time, watch it every single night before bed, and I can't not read the thread title as "Jojo's Spider."

I'm pretty sure the only reason Tim and Eric don't run the entire network is because when they were offered the position, it sounded like it would take too much effort.

Me after realizing the Simpsons MOVIE came out 20 FUCKING YEARS AGO:

I've never had a screen protector. Instead I've always used really thick hard cases for my phones that are shaped in such a way that makes it almost impossible for the screen to be damaged without actually trying to damage it.

A couple stupid questions: 1. Did Richard Nixon really promote Charleston Chew? 2. Does Froot Loops cause anyone else's shit to be pine forest green, or is it just me?

If we were to take a time warp to when he was young again, Elijah Wood would make a perfect Tanjiro.