Doom Metal Alchemist

I don't want to give personal details just for the sake of anonymity, but at work everything's coming up Milhouse lately.

Happy birthday!

And Mindy.

That's not transphobic, that's weeb-phobic. Which is fine.

TIL John O'Hurley (J. Peterman from Seinfeld) is in fact American and not British.

Happy belated!

Sleeps in Bobby's World.

Every day dresses up as a different Batman villain. Except on Halloween. On Halloween he wears his "just a normal dude" costume.

Makes me randy, baby.

Is the Sam in "Son of Sam."

"No one in New York drove. There was too much traffic."

I've done it too, but usually not in the winter. I just don't want to risk driving those distances at night coupled with fog and/or rain. This occurred to me as I was driving home from work in the fog at like 4:30 AM last week.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I've always felt the same way except it led to me growing my hair long. So kind of the opposite effect, lol.