Doom Metal Alchemist

It occurs to me that Jenna Ortega might have based her performances of Wednesday Addams on Aubrey Plaza's character from Parks & Rec.

Goes clubbing every weekend, and any time he's about to hit the dance floor, he exclaims, "The rhythm! It's doing something to my human butt!"

Does rent count? Because I haven't spent money on anything else in 2026 yet.

*checks notes* Whoops, looks like he's still alive.

It's actually kind of astonishing how Ozzy Osbourne's death had literally 0 to do with alcohol, drugs, or general reckless behavior and instead died from the same thing Michael J. Fox died might die from.

Has the Vogue magazine Broodwich issue framed and hanging on his wall in his bedroom. It is the only copy still in existence.

His favorite phrase is, "It's Kefka-esque."

Happy belated you two!

It's nice to see print tabloids are as crazy as ever. Standing in line in the grocery store I glanced The National Enquirer's cover headline: "Trump to solve Jonbenet murder."

Two weeks hours later...

I used to have AdBlock Plus and UOrigin working in tandem which blocked all youtube ads, but I started experiencing intense slow down and after a little bit of Googling, the culprit was the Adblock Plus extension. Turned it off, and the slow down is gone. Ads are all over the place now though, including youtube. UBlock origin sucks.

Is the walrus.

Is ghostrek Texan?

Punctuates everything he says with, "Cuz Stone Cold said so."