Doom Metal Alchemist

They say prostitution is the world's oldest profession. But when did pimps start entering the picture?

Happy birthday, guys!

Fucking hypocrites, I wonder if these people would be singing the same tune if WB was to be bought by Fox. Left-wing: Propaganda! Right-wing: Oh that's just fine, not propaganda at all!

The peacock is neither a pea nor a cock. Discuss.

Lives his life by the philosophy of WWJD.

I still think "I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish" was the funniest meme of all time.

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

At every Halloween party, he does the Elaine Benes dance to the Monster Mash.

I don't know what's better about Mega Man 2 on the NES, the gameplay, or the soundtrack. Both top notch.

Once wrote a letter to Seth McFarlane, which simply said,

Bad news you just ripped off Futurama.

inb4 kudasai

.....Where are you from?

Bought out Pitchfork magazine just so he could rename it to Pitchforks and Torches magazine.

Hard agree, and I'm downright ashamed I didn't think of it until reading your post. Also, powdered doughnut pancake surprise.