Doom Metal Alchemist

Happy belated!

Kirk Cameron said some monumentally stupid stuff, but to my knowledge, he wasn't a hateful dick about it.

Nothing about that article or the page it's hosted on screams "credible" to me. Computer programmers fooled actual physicists into believing they knew what they were talking about? Really? Foote's theory was discovered over a hundred years ago, but how does the giant hole in the O-Zone layer factor in?

Happy birthday!

Because he knows if he posted it in the appropriate thread no one would respond, and negative attention is better than no attention.

Guilty until proven innocent.

"Robert E. O. Speedwagon" is still simultaneously the goofiest and the greatest character name in anime history.

Dusty old bones! Full of green dust!

Emptied a box of Trix into a bowl, but it wasn't enough for a full bowl. So I opened a fresh box of Apple Cinnamon Cheerios to top it off. It actually proved to be a pretty good combination.

Since yesterday the site has been loading really slowly when I hit refresh on my browser. Usually clicking links doesn't have this effect. This is the only site this is happening on. I'm using Chrome on a Mac.

Is the first person ever to successfully pull off the "Jerk store" comeback. In fact, everyone in the room (except the person the line was used on) gave him a standing ovation that lasted 2 solid minutes.

This is the first time I've heard the original version. Been familiar with Black Sabbath's version for years.

I started experiencing panic attacks when I was 20. We didn't know what they were so I was going to doctors to figure it out. My doctor eventually diagnosed them as panic attacks related to my depression. I knew I was depressed, but I hid it from everybody as best I could. Couldn't hide it anymore. Got put on Paxil and things got a lot better.

Sent multiple death threats to the actress that played Julie on Friends because he wanted to see Ross and Rachel get together JUST THAT BADLY.