Doom Metal Alchemist

Sleeps in Bobby's World.

Every day dresses up as a different Batman villain. Except on Halloween. On Halloween he wears his "just a normal dude" costume.

Makes me randy, baby.

Is the Sam in "Son of Sam."

"No one in New York drove. There was too much traffic."

I've done it too, but usually not in the winter. I just don't want to risk driving those distances at night coupled with fog and/or rain. This occurred to me as I was driving home from work in the fog at like 4:30 AM last week.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I've always felt the same way except it led to me growing my hair long. So kind of the opposite effect, lol.

Couldn't get his hands on weed as a teen, so he smoked oregano instead. And still does to this day.

Fuck Wrong thread

Got to the end of the minus warp zone in Super Mario Bros.

Starred in an independent porn film under the pseudonym Woody Pecker.

Bastes his turkey with chocolate milk.

Independently published a tentacle hentai manga starring Terra, Celes, and Ultros from Final Fantasy VI.

Pitched a Seinfeld spin-off of Uncle Leo to NBC 20 years ago. Is still awaiting a reply.