Jump to content
UnevenEdge

Doom Metal Alchemist

SwimLegend
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    18905

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    10

Doom Metal Alchemist last won the day on February 18 2022

Doom Metal Alchemist had the most liked content!

6 Followers

About Doom Metal Alchemist

  • Birthday March 15

Recent Profile Visitors

The recent visitors block is disabled and is not being shown to other users.

Doom Metal Alchemist's Achievements

Monster Mutant

Monster Mutant (22/22)

10.9k

Reputation

  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    And here I thought it was a tank.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    IRL Hand Banana?
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That doesn't explain how you simultaneously quit and were fired. Hint: Being fired from your job and quitting your job are two mutually exclusive things.
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Popular opinion: The Wizard is a terrible movie. Possibly unpopular opinion: It however is satisfyingly entertaining.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Insists on referring to Cosmo Kramer actor Michael Richards as "Mike Dicks."
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Mashes potatoes with a weed whacker.
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Mashes potatoes with his fists while screaming "HULK SMASH!"
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Makes potato batteries with mashed potatoes.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Laughs like that one guy from Revenge of the Nerds.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Eats Chops his breakfast off on a mirror.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Independently published his first book, titled "Sorcerers, Wizards, and Mages: Know the Differences."
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Pecks people's heads like Woody Woodpecker.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Yesterday I didn't want to get out of bed so I used 4 and a half hours of PTO so I didn't have to.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Works for me.
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm 42, am I included in this scenario? I was never really a gamer in adulthood but video games were basically all my whole childhood was about and still a big part of my adolescence.
×
×
  • Create New...