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absolutely. fantastic idea. you should ONLY play yung gravy mixes though.

it's weird, someone in your position, can't seem to grasp the adjectives you are using, and yet....that is exactly what you have to look forward to...from your own party. this is YOUR trumptopia. your muskville. YOU asked for this. this is nothing to celebrate, and it's so woefully obvious how YOU people pick HOW you want to see the way the words are being used. you simple carbon based life form. you don't win. they don't win. this is not a win situation...this is an absolute lose situation. go to your senior center...put that energy to helping them understand they may lose the very bed they occupy, the only sanctuary left on this blue rock. stop being such a hypocrite. you are no longer hidden in the safety of keyboard warrior. they know

thinks d batteries are only for.... massagers

pulls leaves of cabbage like a daisy, repeating 'she loves me. she loves me not'

has perfected the secret to seeming interested in any given conversation: he just hums 'i'm so pretty' in the key of a#.

dresses up in t-rex blow up costume, and chase children in the park with a fake hatchett

double post is hai

the kitty dangly bit is everything. not that blanket on the head, jackson jr.... the dangly bit.

is right, is right, he's bloody well right, because he knows he's got a right to be.

is a door to door hen salesmen.

told pete davidson, 'just go for it man'.

can sometimes stick the landing.

sold some hapless woman iguanas, called them komodo dragons. turned out the cash was conterfeit.

went running home to tattle about some woman that stole his ball. he didn't mention he was dressed like a 12 year kid.

what does this mean for you?

punched a chihuahua in the face for humping his elf on the shelf plushie.

right? i remember thinking i was so fucking profound checking into the fucking st. charles. hookers and blow, pimps and cops that absolutely didn't give a fuck. i remember switching rooms, you know...because of the roaches...and thinking....this really isn't all that great...you know...because of the yelling down the hall. and finished CitR -- my 5th read through...and last. in that year.

loves to quote ron burgandy.

will drag race people in walmart.

heretic 8.5/10 i love the direction h. grant has been taking these days. nosfaratu 0/10 - this movie was absolute garbage. and i say that knowing that defoe played 'nosfaratu' in "shadow of a vampire" 10/10. he should have been pissed.

just because of that ONE song.....he thinks he's too sexy for everything, and will let everyone in the grocery store know it.

i would like to think i'm finally down in the single digits...i hope. 8%? maybe?

convinced soulja boy to do soulja game. their friendship has never recovered.