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story time: i was on my way to my daughters job to give her something this morning. omw, i see a PDT (poor dead thing) in the road. i stop, because i've taken to moving animals off the road, so stupid rednecks don't treat it like a whack a PDT. as i'm getting out, a truck is speeding, and i see making it's way to purposely hit the PDT. BUT IT WASN'T DEAD! it jumped up...or rather, rolled/hiss/fight/baby kitten movement, truck missed it by inches. (had it hit it, i assure i'd be typing this tomorrow after posting bail). i rush it over to the animal shelter. the one i volunteered at some time ago. i know they don't have the cat side anymore, but i know there are/were like 3 cat fosters. an old acquaintance was there, said she feed and water, keep an eye out, and let me know. poor little thing hissed and clawed at me trying to get it to a box. it's anus was extended outward...but it pooped once in the box. it's only a couple weeks old. probably dropped by mama when she was moving them : [ my acquaintance just texted me, her grandson is officially *boo-boo's human dad. named by acq.

likes to recreate the pottery scene in ghost, but instead, with the waiter at the olive garden putting the cheese on the salad.

has trained a mouse to ride a goose, while wearing historically accurate battle gear. in 2024, he cleared 6 figures in bar mitvah bookings alone.

has an market of flavored pastes on ebay called 'stick to what you know' - ft. spearmint and peppermint flavors.... root beer is a top seller.

goes around dropping salman rushdie quotes.

decorates for arbor day once a month.

oh god yes.

doing artsy fartsy stuff wuth coffee grounds

don't i know it. the year i start to watch. you notice i don't come in here, UNLESS IT'S TO DUMP ON MY OWN TEAM yeah.... go giants...*sigh* go blue......

is the president of the ranger rick fan club in his region.

well, i'm with you on that...but it's not irrational. and i'm sure not with you, either.

spiders and clowns...not terribly scared of clowns, just how offputting they look. spiders, i could't go near any spider. i'd freeze. but thanks to the joro ....and my new found love for interprertive dance, i'm ok with MOST spiders. (the ones with fangs that are TOO small to pearce? pierce? skin)

i've already bragged enough...and not even completed. but i SHOULD have been working on emily and victor today. all week i have. i may still...later, inside, because it's supposed to rain... TBT hai, tho'

now i wish i kept that glue strip with the 20 or so flies on it. wrote a song for crash test dummies...managed to make it to the charts. and all he did was record himself eating ramen with a steak knife.

FUCK MS. MANNERS. there...i said it.

claims to have invented fluffer nutters.

OMG my step monster would stab me with a fork if an elbow grazed the table. and don't forget the stupid napkin on the lap.

will absolutely only eat the LEFT twix.

i've been old since 1979

i constantly question authority i cuss like a marine i smoke weed until i'm straight i don't drive with 10 and 2. sometimes i just drive with my knees i'll go in and out as many damn times as i please, AND i might just leave the damn door open ( i won't...but that's not the point) i'll turn that thermostat to hades in the winter if i'm cold enough...and the summer...well...let's just say hell may just get icey yet. i let my animals on the bed. i pee with the door open i wash my clothes varying times during the week and i clean the house at a reasonable hour any day i feel like. not saturday morning at 0600.

rufus looking at the butterflies ...said butterflies with dead pumpkin patch in background. i didn't know i was suppposed to jack off the flowers

THE SKY IS FALLING!

sells boot leg bud light products from his trunk at all kid rock shows.

has his own line of men's floral and decorative fanny pacs. but they're manly flowers and decorations. >_>

decided that he will egg and t.p. his own house this year; as a way to establish dominance over the HOA.