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  1. discolé monade
    starting now. rashida jones and chris o'dowd. i like both of them.
  2. discolé monade
    when he says 'donkey farm', he's speaking of course to his favorite after hours entertainment in the red light district of tiajuana.
  3. discolé monade
    goes around asking 'did you touch my ass?'
  4. discolé monade
    has naked badmintion tournies in his back yard, several times a year. he also is the local bondsman's favorite customer.
  5. discolé monade
    has continuely applied for secretary of the robert stack fan club. he keeps submitting his glamour shot pics, but no bites yet.
  6. discolé monade
    so, you're not coming to georgia to fix my house, i see.
  7. discolé monade
    anybody gotten into it yet? i usually binge the entire season. it looks...interesting.
  8. discolé monade
    shakes his fists angrily at the grass and yells 'stop growing on my yard'
  9. discolé monade
    doesn't know that brand has been arrested for...bad bad things.
  10. discolé monade
    eats green beans with his toes.
  11. discolé monade
    doesn't realize that i don't really know anything about the wrestling world, other than he did smell what the rock was cooking, while seeing john cena in the corner really giving it to one of those twins.
  12. discolé monade
    likes to dress like the chairman of the board and stroll around walmart like....
  13. discolé monade
    has a shrine to mr hoonié in his basement.
  14. discolé monade
    his favorite animal is the piggy, and is planning an elaborate trip to the bay of pigs, because 'awwww'
  15. discolé monade
    secrectly replaces neighbors premium coffee blend with taster's choice, then watches.
  16. discolé monade
    ^ close it's 'hey sexy booooyyyyfrrrriiiieeeeennnnndd walks around the mall with a tape recorder, and loudly says 'no intelligent carbon lifeforms have presented themselves. hail globgork;
  17. discolé monade
    plans elborate escapes routes, from his local grocery store.
  18. discolé monade
    STOP FEEDING
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    roams the streets, looking for wrong. wanting to right it. run on sentances he knows them well. that's never stopped mr hoonié. boy howdy, and hoo boy, no way said he.
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    no because
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