discolé monade

still thinks 'leap year' means one hops everywhere. the entire year.

absolutely. fantastic idea. you should ONLY play yung gravy mixes though.

thinks d batteries are only for.... massagers

pulls leaves of cabbage like a daisy, repeating 'she loves me. she loves me not'

has perfected the secret to seeming interested in any given conversation: he just hums 'i'm so pretty' in the key of a#.

dresses up in t-rex blow up costume, and chase children in the park with a fake hatchett

is right, is right, he's bloody well right, because he knows he's got a right to be.

is a door to door hen salesmen.

told pete davidson, 'just go for it man'.

can sometimes stick the landing.

sold some hapless woman iguanas, called them komodo dragons. turned out the cash was conterfeit.

went running home to tattle about some woman that stole his ball. he didn't mention he was dressed like a 12 year kid.

punched a chihuahua in the face for humping his elf on the shelf plushie.

right? i remember thinking i was so fucking profound checking into the fucking st. charles. hookers and blow, pimps and cops that absolutely didn't give a fuck. i remember switching rooms, you know...because of the roaches...and thinking....this really isn't all that great...you know...because of the yelling down the hall. and finished CitR -- my 5th read through...and last. in that year.

loves to quote ron burgandy.

will drag race people in walmart.

heretic 8.5/10 i love the direction h. grant has been taking these days. nosfaratu 0/10 - this movie was absolute garbage. and i say that knowing that defoe played 'nosfaratu' in "shadow of a vampire" 10/10. he should have been pissed.

just because of that ONE song.....he thinks he's too sexy for everything, and will let everyone in the grocery store know it.

i would like to think i'm finally down in the single digits...i hope. 8%? maybe?

convinced soulja boy to do soulja game. their friendship has never recovered.

decided that he needed to know the exact amount of hairs he has up there. began counting 3 years ago...but has lost count 27 times.

locates geocaches and writes various messages like 'do you like me? check yes or no' and 'do you like hottie mcslutpants? yes or no'

this printer almost lost it's life. i was trying to scan this 16 page state application.... i pushed 'i', that wasn't the write one. that button prints a test page.....all over the 1st page and notary public stamp. side note, i know how to load the paper now.....

did a one man show, off off off off broadway called 'the penis monologues' it closed that same night.