discolé monade

is not in webster's 'all in one' dictionary & thesaurus: 2nd edition. p.2013 and i'm sort of confused.

has a shrine to executioner smurf.

should really explain wtf a choofus is...but now my dog will be rufus, the choofus. lmao. that's funny.

knows exactly how to procure a bone in fish sammich and some bootleg dvd's

might be the one that farted in the elevator.

knows what jokey smurf did last summer.

joni mitchell's big yellow taxy/counting crows

will always compliment the chef at burger king.

if he knew the price of oxtails.....he'd still type about feeding oxtails to dogs.

yeah...i dont' think 5 should be even joked about here. wasn't there an investigation before?

writes fanfic about godzilla and mothra. somehow that dna spliced.

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i saw two lizards fighting. one (slightly larger and lighter in color)had the other in a jaw locked head grip. they toppled down the rail like those sticky things on windows, the one let go, but the other that was trapped in the death grip went back. so...of COURSE i got up to do commentary and ref. this title match. they got up the rail (vertical) and the darker green one (younger i think) had the lighter one in the jaw grip, but he couldn't hold in, topple down they came, but the older one did a suplex. i kid you not, a suplex and got a better, more deadly grip. finally they landed on the plank (i yell out LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THEY HAVE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE MAT!!! it was the best 20 minutes i have had in a long time. it ended in a draw, and i stepped in, scaring each to a seperate corner of the secret garden.

didn't someone point out that he changes the title to be worse than the original. bloody hell this act is OOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDD

reported

is the real life inspiration for ralph malph

will only eat the odd numbers in alphabet soup.

took the term cock blocker and said...hmm...font blocker yeah...that'll pick up traction.

www HELL NAAAAH! you have gone TOO far. TOO far, i say. is really one of the funniest assholes here.

the things ^THIS guy did for ramen money. the girls in beijing would blush.

pfh is a pretty rightous user. happy day of birth.

that's right. the basement doesn't want this shite. current events my arse.

learned minionese and knows that those guys are cussing in all the movies, all the time.

taught steven segal how to karate

is currently working on some serious dr. moreau stuff happening with pig and komono dna...and it seems it might just splice.