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DEMANDS that the burger wrapping have cheese melted to it, so that he may get to the table, gleefully open the burger, start giggling with glee to see ...[this is where he takes a deep breath, and as loud as he can...] CHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEE PAPPPPPPPPEEEEERRRRRRRR YEEEESSSSSSS!!!!! he's been banned from 32 fast food chains in 3 states.

I KNEW IT!!! damn...every single time. just can't help but put his st00pid out there in font. acccttttccchhhhuuuullllly......tEnSioNs aRe hIgH....... says the guy that protests the war on cigarette smoke not having a smell.

at the end of 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest' -- chief sees mcmurphy come back from the electric shock...but this time, mcmurphy isn't jumping up. that night, chief goes to mcmurphy and knows this isn't what mcmurphy would have wanted, so chief 'frees' his friend the only way he knows. then, he takes his mighty strength, pulls out the sink, and breaks through window/wall. and runs back to the safety of his people, chief is as free as mcmurphy told him he would be. every. single. time.

knows how to cut you to the bone. with words. and font.

dressed up one halloween as a 'cat o'nine tails' - he just KNEW the marquis de sade had NOTHING on him.... until he won best animal costume for 'my friend the octopus'.

like, how you go somewhere, and it's someplace, and even though its something, like, whereever you...like go, there you are, you know.

found out that SOMEONE owns an ice cream truck, and the name sounds like mode7 always thought it weird, how they would speed up, making me run after them. >_>

uses a stretch armstrong...for weird things.

i mean, it's like, extreme, you know?

every 2nd tuesday, at 0500, he raises his window, and, with all his might, proclaims "IT'S ERECTOR SET DAY!!!!"

uses a pasta ladle to scratch ...weird places.

LARPs Stuart skits from Mad TV, while getting his mail, as the neighbors get home from work, gleefully skipping and yelling "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!!!"

sings doo wop tunes, wearing a 'lone wolf' letterman jacket, standing outside the local soda shop.

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not this one. i dont' think you want to do that. i'm down for taking the little ones to learn about their right to peaceful assembly. the last one was a BLM for a slain black man killed by a local deputy couple years back. had ypipo on a roof with their rifles, looking like the racist assholes they were, but i knew that particular march WOULD be peaceful. my gran had a very nice stroller ride. 'no kings'..... i don't think i would chance it.

has a life size snork plushie....or reasons.

i've done this. ; ] hated the job this guy, instead of just calling in sick, he sends a sing-a-gram.

and i thought you were fired last month.

so you didn't understand the rules of cross contamination. you've been given ample probationary time to learn the skill. you couldn't operate the machinery properly, creating an unsafe work area. you then stepped into a janitorial role, one you weren't hired for. the senior on the floor had enough and sent you home. you couldn't handle that type of environment, and instead of going to HR or just quitting... we got this. cool

yeah it is...a penis tank

put a challenge out 10 years ago to guess his name and win a pot of gold. he'll never tell his true name is Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.

'cause there's music in the air and lots of lovin' everywhere so gimme the night

he will never report for duty again