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Everything posted by discolé monade
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all because some swinging dick came to court crying boo fucking hoo. kacsackofshite, that is....kacsmaryks brings this bullshit concern to the floor. the drug in question has been in use for over 23 years. the drug in question, is safer than some insulins and 10x safer than viagra. his basis for this and other bullshit claims comes from an actual blog.
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Anniversary Event Ideas
discolé monade replied to Raptorpat's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
bloody hell. i see the boards are STILL as ^fun^ as ever. also, shut. up. scoob. ffs...IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. -
Anniversary Event Ideas
discolé monade replied to Raptorpat's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
no...you didn't. well... .... ok, well... croissants aren't gonna' 'sant by themselves. -
Anniversary Event Ideas
discolé monade replied to Raptorpat's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
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you know what. you're right. boards are yours. have fun.
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stop. Don't be toxic. This includes malicious engagement in harassment, flaming, trolling, or other forms of antagonism, whether targeted or general in nature, and regardless of whether conducted on a main or an alt. If a member (or staff) asks you to stop bothering them, please do so.
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Don't be toxic. This includes malicious engagement in harassment, flaming, trolling, or other forms of antagonism, whether targeted or general in nature, and regardless of whether conducted on a main or an alt. If a member (or staff) asks you to stop bothering them, please do so.
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nope. nothing will happen and abbott gained 9 pts in the polls.
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2004 2016 2020
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2022 Midterms: Oh god, not again
discolé monade replied to Master-Debater131's topic in Current Events
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i know. i'm a garbage person.
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i dont know that name either.
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and not be 2 party.
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kind of. i don't know people's alt. + i'm an old stoner + i don't pay attention to my internet surroundings.
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who are you?
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Whereas, we have been given legal power from heaven and now exercise our authority, Whereas, we are God’s ambassadors and spokespeople over the earth. Whereas, through the power of God we are the world influencers. Whereas, because of our covenant with God, we are equipped and delegated by him to destroy every attempted advance of the enemy, we make our declarations: … 3. We decree that our judicial system will issue rulings that are biblical and constitutional. 4. We declare that we stand against wokeness, the occult, and every evil attempt against our nation. 5. We declare that we now take back our God-given freedoms, according to our Constitution. 6. We decree that we take back and permanently control positions of influence and leadership in each of the “Seven Mountains.”
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my first. i messed up because i pushed the record instead of the pause, and didn't get the last bit, (coming out the oven, being cooled on the rack, and then the missing bite mark) 2022-09-17-183617000.mp4 however...not terrible.
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2022 Midterms: Oh god, not again
discolé monade replied to Master-Debater131's topic in Current Events
well, fucking bring it then. i'm so over this 'christian nationalist' bullshit. THIS IS why church and state need to be separate. invoking violence in the name of the 'lord' is some kind of bullshit. Ultimately, the Bible serves as a fierce rebuke to decades of Republican Party orthodoxy. Much like Jesus’ command that his followers must choose between “God and money,” Christian Republicans must choose between their political inclinations and their faith. To borrow from the Bible, they “cannot serve both.” -
2022 Midterms: Oh god, not again
discolé monade replied to Master-Debater131's topic in Current Events
i don't see the problem.