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No one moved the selfie thread over.
discolé monade replied to GuyBeardmane's topic in General Discussion
i'm very curious about the drug and gun. -
it's just funny watching the magaqtips losing their shit. especially the men.
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THANK YOU! that's what i'm saying. mind you, this is the same owner/editor/writer that will actually right about how dumb his employee is as an editorial OR how another female employee had to take 'cop a squat' out in the woods while working at a 2nd job for this schmuck (they have a janky aution house that the paper employess also work at)
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ok. i understand about acess to voter lists for campaign purposes, but, i question the use of this list (inactive) published by the local news paper NOT at the behest of the registars office. this local paper is shady, sketchy and ratched af. i located an article for louisiana, that a local paper stopped that practice of 20 years ago, because of listing of domestic/sexual crimes victims, also, the list that was obtained wasn't vetted. some of the people on there are deceased. tl:dr i loathe this local paper and would love to shut them down.
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can a local newpaper list ALL inactive voters, even those convicted of felonies, registered sex offenders, et. al?
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i get that. the under area is the key. this technique, allows straight lines. this is just making my life so easy., cali is where i first heard of it, back in '03, but never tried it. well....the older you get the more hair likes to creep into your life. hard little bristles of ugh.
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strolls in, whistling.....
discolé monade replied to discolé monade's topic in Survivor, the Game's ASMB Survivor II
TAO well...you did it. and it's funny. good job, mate. -
strolls in, whistling.....
discolé monade replied to discolé monade's topic in Survivor, the Game's ASMB Survivor II
i might take you up on that. in the serious realm. i'm a decent artist, but this is going to be a huge undertaking. i've been on this thing for a while now. yeah.....we should totally talk. -
so i just learned a new technique. it's a weird feeling, but better than plucking each individual hair.
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disco's photo dump of projects and stuff
discolé monade replied to discolé monade's topic in UEMB Member Share-Space
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Meanwhile, across town… A voice, hidden behind a hooded cloak, in the shadows : Is everything prepared? Another hidden figure, also, behind a hooded cloak : Yes sire, as you directed. The location has been found. I have scouts headed there now to complete the final preparations. Will there be anything else, K? K: That will be all, P. P: You said P. K: Of course, you’re P. P: Wait, do i smell like P? *tries to sniff crotch* K: ... P: ... K: Please leave P: OK At that very moment… Buddy: I have NO idea how you managed it ghost, but you got good intel. This is the spot those banana heads plan on announcing their st00pid holiday! This shit is bananas!! Now…get your ass in there and let’s finish this. Ghostrek : Aye aye skipper. *drops a bag he’s carrying* Buddy: …. Ghostrek: *still saluting* Buddy: What are you doing? Ghostrek: Buddy: … Ghostrek:... Buddy: please leave. Ghostrek: ok *grabs bag* Buddy: MOLARBEAR! GET OVER HERE!!! *enter Molarbear* Buddy: ….. Molarbear: It only took 36 years of swimming in some of the most vile waters of the Arkansas River, you could imagine for my first mutant power to show up. But seriously…..when the fuck do the eye lasers kick in? Buddy: What is happening….with *gestures up and down motion * with all this? Molarbear: What? Oh this old thing? *does a little twirl* it’s my gundam cicada suit of armor of awesomeness. You likey? Buddy: …… Molarbear : It has pockets Buddy: ……*sigh* Get to the entrance, and keep your eye out. Seight and Disco will be here soon. They will have the weapons. I don’t know how they managed it, but they do deliver. *Buddy’s radio squawks* Buddy?! Buddy?! You there???? Come in!! Buddy: Buddy here. What’s your 20? Seight: South perimeter. By the front um….yeah….we have a situation. *Disco in the background* oh shit…OH SHIT!!!! OH SHIT OH SHIT OHSHITOHSHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!! Seight: it looks like a timer. . Get here!! Buddy: I'll be there in 5! Seight: Yeah…i don’t think we got 5. And have you seen ghost? A few seconds later… The gang all make it to the entrance…..or what’s left of it. Disco: SHIIIITTTTTT!!! Where is he? Where is ghost?? Buddy: What in the wide wide world of sports……? Seight: Ghost did this. I don’t think it was on purpose, but he was so gung-ho about this, that he said he was going to quote “clean the place BEFORE shit went down”. Apparently he mixed the wrong chemicals. And I'm not sure HOW those chemicals are going to react to the items. Molarbear: You mean the legos? They’ll be fine. We just spread them all over, like we talked about. The minute those banana loving freaks try to make here, they will be taken down BY LEGO!!!! Buddy: Legos? LEGOS!?!?! That’s our plan? What is happening? Disco: I got the idea when i was walking through my house, and the cat forgot to put away his legos. Those little buggers hurt like the dickens. Buddy: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!? Your cat’s legos? “Hurt like the dickens??” Disco, are you high? Disco: I prefer the term elevated. ANYWAY, we don’t have much time! Grab your weapons and ammo, and get to your locations! REGULATOR’S MOUNT UP!!! Molarbear: And don’t forget your armor * **Enter ghostrek, without a mark or scratch on him Buddy: What the hell ghost. What did you do? Ghost: I saw someone around the side of the building, while I was tossing the mop water. They looked sketchy, so I approached and saw that they were setting up something with timers, and I tried to stop them with some they laughed, pushed a button, and ran. Next thing I know, the front of the building is …well…gone. *Ghostrek looks off in the distance* : All that mess to clean up. So little time. Seight: Who would blow this up? Buddy: Whoever it was…..pretty much did our jobs for us. I mean, blowing the place up wasn't in the cards, but it got the job done. *shrugs* Alright….well, I’m out, headed to STREET FIGHTER ANNUAL LIVE ACTION CARNAVAL or SFALAC The gang: Buddy: ..... Molarbear: Well, i’m not letting this go unnoticed. * attempts to sashay away, as well as anyone could in a cicada suit of armor* Disco: *looks over at Seight* You wanna get elevated and build legos? Seigh: Sure…..why the hell not. **BACK AT THE SHADOWS** K: Those fools, did they really think I'd allow a ‘Banana Sticker Day’? P: Well…it would have been better than "48 hours of Pacterd". What were THEY thinking? Toaster oven wars? K: I actually liked the Toaster Oven War. But NEITHER will be celebrated as long as I’m in control!!! P: **starts maniacal laughing*
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i miss sawdy.
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strolls in, whistling.....
discolé monade replied to discolé monade's topic in Survivor, the Game's ASMB Survivor II
nah...dont' feel bad. and i'm not trying to get in your head. get rest. knock it out (or get started). -
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discolé monade replied to discolé monade's topic in Survivor, the Game's ASMB Survivor II
bad. you should feel bad. i actually think i'm going to have to scrap this. i just can't get the ending to work. i don't know how i'm going to do a whole comic book XD -
strolls in, whistling.....
discolé monade replied to discolé monade's topic in Survivor, the Game's ASMB Survivor II
omg. i could be finished by now (well, except for pics, snippets visuals) BUT I CAN'T WITH THE ENDING!!! this shit is bananas.