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katt_goddess

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  1. That's an insult to junk drawers. Junk drawers usually have something useful in them.
  2. First, he goes to Greenland and an entire country of polite Danes all refuse to allow him to cross their thresholds. Then, he breaks a giant frickin' trophy in two just by picking it up. Something that entire teams can carry above their heads without issues. Then, he goes and breathes on the pope. Who dies within 12 hours. No wonder Drumpf keeps sending him off to do other things as far from the WH as possible whenever possible. He's already been allowed past the threshold, he might touch something important/breathe on the Princess. Considering what a cavernous c*nt she is and who she worships, busted carrots might be her fetish.
  3. Drumpf has hired only the worst and stupidest of people possible. So, I willing to put a bag of peanut M&M's on Kratsios being higher than an elephant's nutsack when he went off on that.
  4. The problem with that is he's the one that is supposed to be the adult in the room and be giving the sane orders that others will follow. Instead, he's the dog that needs to be told exactly what to do at all times or he just goes back to licking his asshole.
  5. Until I see the face attached to those knuckles, I'm just going to assume those are more of Petey Pigseth's tattoos and wait for him to be deported.
  6. I'd say better late than never but since they've already told him he's guiltless of anything so long as he claims its presidential [ which he will now do for everything no matter what it actually is ], he's just going to do whatever and scream about 'activist judges ruining the GREAT AMERICA' he has planned out in-between weekly golf vacations. If they want to start getting any credibility back, they are going to have to hold him and anyone he sends in his stead in contempt every time they try to bull some bullshit. And actually enforce punishment.
  7. They started that signature thing AFTER it was pointed out that lab-grown manipulated things always have an artificial signature to them put there by their creator. COVID-19 has no such artificial signature so the lie machine got going that it totally did. I wouldn't be surprised if there's still that rumor floating in the toad holes that it was autographed by Fausi himself. When a government is demanding that you believe everything they tell you without question, they aren't interested in citizens anymore. They are only interested in bodies that they can control. They've already decided that you are not to be part of the educated caste and are 100% expendable.
  8. I suppose he can't break a piece of paper just by touching it in front of the cameras. Or can he?
  9. They get to pick which state's rights will be applied. That's what is really meant by 'state's rights'. It's exactly the same as before, claiming that the Civil War was about state's rights and that's all they want to talk about. But the reality was it wasn't just that the south wanted their slaves, they also wanted to be able to purchase large chunks of land in the north and fill those up with slaves as well because their particular 'state's rights' were more important than any other state's rights.
  10. Potato Bug's fascination with the toilet broke the lid. They replaced the seat with a heavier lid so now she's decided to show me her new hobby - fishing for toilet paper the second I stand up. I....I don't want her to touch me for at least several hours until I know her paw doesn't have a single trace of toilet water on it. >.<
  11. I get what they are trying to do but it now looks like a literal clown car. That causes seizures if it goes too fast.
  12. I have Saturday off. Odin knows where that hits on the good news meter.
  13. Someone should tell him this makes it look like he's the one that leaked in the lab.
  14. I hope that any such deal is set to START at least 20 years from now to ensure that most of the ghouls in this administration never see the fruits of it either through natural death or getting hung at Nuremberg.
  15. A world of manta rays, skates, and those weird sideways flounder fish that look like someone already stepped on them. I've been reading too many Onion titles because with all the talk of DMS and DMDS, all I could think about was 'Astronomers Discover Space Farts, Get Excited to Find Out Who Dealt It'.
  16. Every accusation a confession. Human trafficking is a gop thing. Abbott and DeSantis both happily trafficked humans for political points - dropping off immigrants in the middle of the night in winter in northern areas. Children separated from the families at the border during the first shit-term were sent off to 'private' detention centers with no full records kept of who went where - kids were being found in child sex rings and probably still would be except I guess that isn't super important to hunt down anymore or report on. There's probably a bunch more that are working the overnight shifts in factories and meat packing plants. And now they are actively rounding up anyone who looks or thinks wrong and sending them out of the country to a prison to be sold off or killed because who cares. Hell, Gaetz trafficked underaged girls across state lines for sex and Princess Tinyhands was ready to have him in the cabinet before things got too hot and Gaetz had to run for it. Unfortunately, expect the crazy to ramp up even more because he did NOT get good news at the physical. He kept morosely talking about how he has a great heart and great soul before the 'official' release which is so obviously faked out only the cult members could believe it. If he's 6'3 and 224, I'm at least 6'1 and 110. And my boobs are full of helium.
  17. Are you not able to vent through your nasolacrimal ducts?
  18. Well now I'm irritated that I didn't change my avatar to that one of my cleavage just to troll that shithead. Imagine the ban screen on THAT!
  19. This is just a pre-shot to be used in the near future to invade Greenland 'for their protection' but really just to pillage the natural resources in the name of the homeland.
  20. The argument is probably someone napped in the living room and that makes it a bedroom. Or there's an office with some small loveseat in it that is just big enough to sleep on if you're a cat. And its definitely bullshit if its coming from someone who constantly lies about his own holdings in order to get tax write-offs and better loans. I'm guessing someone should look and see just how many 'homes' he's got hiding in NY now and who is leasing them.
  21. To be fair, my first e-ddress was an .edu because I was in college at the time. So 4chan having a ton of college people shitposting between papers isn't that big a thing. The .gov ones, on the other hand...yeah, that's a bunch of dumbasses in this administration. Someone should ask who has a Signal and see if Pigseth outs himself.
  22. Why is it the same people who are always horrifically sick any day that they know there is extra work to do are always also the same people who are in perfect health if there's vacations to be planned? Oh, you've been out sick every other ordering day for the past three months straight but you think you'll be super okay to fly off to who-the-hell-cares for a week. No one gets paid extra to carry your shit along with their shit.
  23. I'm sure that hospital was just an empty shell covering a giant nuclear warhead surrounded by golden bees all trained to attack Jews by Hamas - someone stupid.
  24. Considering the draft dodging dipshit has gone on a spree of getting rid of anyone that knows wtf they are doing because 'DEI!' and filled all the top positions with people who I wouldn't trust to judge a beer pong contest, there's always the possibility of him being immediately run over by a tank driven by drunk skinhead while also having a helicopter drop on him like the house in 'Wizard of Oz'.
  25. Part of me really believes that they made that pizza out of dog food because they were able to make so damn much of it while we couldn't afford to have enough textbooks for a mandatory graduating class. And part of me would like to know if that dog food is available to the general public to make our own massive amounts of pizza at home.
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