katt_goddess

Go take your meds, Robert.

I had to take anatomy, psychobiology, and human sexuality for my degree. I also know someone who went ahead and got one who was able to describe the after effects. Plus, there was a whole song about vasectomies on an episode of "Family Guy" so yeah. Not a difficult question to answer in the slightest. 8)

Damn it. Now I'm craving overpriced room service cheeseburger. ::: 58 more days and counting.

You put it in there, you remove it.

Not true. I also posted a Fat Homer Simpson in a Muu-muu in a fuggs thread and expressed a very strong desire that zenni-roach stay banned forever. You just seem to focus on those dick threads though. No idea why. :

No. The little cockroach can stay in superban hell where he belongs. If people want to deal with his garbage so badly, he can take his shit show to twitter and they can follow him there all they want.

Get one of those IN / OUT office boxes. Label it 'Research Materials' . Put in it a cookbook [something you like or would like to learn more about because why not], a copy of 'A Modest Proposal' , and a pair of handcuffs. Leave in a prominent spot like a corner of the kitchen table or on a kitchen counter the next time you are going to have apartment inspections. They'll either wonder vaguely about the items or look up 'A Modest Proposal' and then be really creeped out. ;D HI POOF!

Banned Books are the Best Books. You can always tell which faction of crazy has the biggest stick up their butt on any given year by looking at the lists of books they bitched about and why. Yeah, The Satanic Bible isn't really a book you need to own unless you need it as part of a collection or something [...yes, I own it]. Reading it once is usually enough for most people. I would say that it's main redeemable feature is just the shock value of the title sitting on the coffee table or holding it when there are Jehovah's Witnesses standing on your doorstep. ;D I prefer to mix things up a bit if I'm expecting irritating company - nothing causes brain hemorrhages faster than a tasteful display of Crowley, Harry Potter, Psychology Today and Dilbert. I accidentally left a book on southern voodoo doll practices out in the living room that I had just finished and there was apartment inspections yesterday. The people in the office seem really energetic today - you'd think it was a four-day weekend for as fast as they seemed to get out of the building.

It's a very quick and mostly painless out patient procedure. They numb the areas in question and then go in and snip-snip the spermy subway. I've heard it likened to dealing with a spider bite in a very obviously tender non-spider-visit area with a general ache time of anywhere from a week to 3 weeks, depending on your own pain tolerance levels and general healing ability. And it's reversible.